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Kebabs for jabs: Uber and Deliveroo will offer young adults cheap food in exchange for a Covid vaccine - as a Pfizer booster is made available for the over-50s and clinically vulnerable (UK)

submitted by TFS to Covid1984 3.8 yearsAug 1, 2021 07:20:03 ago (+11/-0)     (www.dailymail.co.uk)

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9847923/Uber-Deliveroo-offer-young-adults-cheap-food-exchange-Covid-vaccine.html

Young adults will be lured into vaccination centers with the promise of cut-price taxis and takeaways, as Boris Johnson tries to tackle the relatively low take-up among the under-30s.

Uber, Deliveroo and Pizza Pilgrims are among the companies in discussion with the Government about offering incentives as part of the 'Jab 18-30' drive.

So far, only two-thirds of people in that age bracket in England have received a first dose since they became eligible in June, compared with 88.4 per cent across all age groups, meaning more than three million 18-to-30-year-olds remain unjabbed.

As part of the plan, Uber will be sending out reminders to its users throughout this month and, along with rival ride-hailing app Bolt, will be offering discounts for under-30s in both cars and food takeaway services.

Other companies will be offering vouchers or discount codes for food and films if users can prove through the NHS app that they have had the jab.

The Government's jab push will also include a booster shot for all the priority group of the over-50s and clinically vulnerable.


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[ - ] GloryBeckons 2 points 3.8 yearsAug 1, 2021 08:03:06 ago (+2/-0)

Rejoice, dear citizens subjects!

Your loving Government has taken notice of your plight!

We see that some of you poor things have "doubts" about us taking half of your money, with or without your consent, and handing it over to global pharma corporations, who will use it to fund the experiments they run on you, and turn their executives into freshly-minted billionaires (with only some minor kickbacks for yours truly ;).

And your loving Government has come up with the perfect solution!

We will now take even more of your money. With or without your consent, of course. And use it to buy greasy fast food, from shops run by your newly imported replacements, so that we can toss it at you, and distract you from what's left of your woeful existence as lab rats marked for extinction.

Hurrah! Hurrah!

G-d save the Queen.

PS: Don't forget your muzzle.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.8 yearsAug 1, 2021 08:08:57 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] GloryBeckons 0 points 3.8 yearsAug 1, 2021 08:11:48 ago (+0/-0)

thatsthejoke.jpg

The implication was quite intentional.

[ - ] TFS [op] 0 points 3.8 yearsAug 1, 2021 08:17:41 ago (+0/-0)

If you say so...

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 3 points 3.8 yearsAug 1, 2021 07:22:16 ago (+3/-0)

These bribes sure went downhill quick. A couple months ago Ohio ran several million dollar lotteries. Now it's sandwiches.

[ - ] GrayDragon 0 points 3.8 yearsAug 1, 2021 08:10:02 ago (+0/-0)

LOL, awesome comment!

[ - ] Flabbygasted 5 points 3.8 yearsAug 1, 2021 07:41:44 ago (+5/-0)

If pizza is what convinces someone to get the shot, they deserve whatever side effect comes with it.

[ - ] GrayDragon 0 points 3.8 yearsAug 1, 2021 08:08:53 ago (+0/-0)

But is it a slice of pizza with some weed? Sold!

[ - ] Flabbygasted 2 points 3.8 yearsAug 1, 2021 09:27:45 ago (+2/-0)

Funny how quickly some potheads started trusting the government. The same government which was, up until recently, throwing them in metal boxes because of that harmless plant.

[ - ] GrayDragon 3 points 3.8 yearsAug 1, 2021 09:35:51 ago (+3/-0)

It drives me nuts too. The jew figured out the easy goyim. Sad. But it is what we have to deal with.

[ - ] FellowWhite 1 point 3.8 yearsAug 1, 2021 13:34:36 ago (+1/-0)

There are a lot of new potheads since legalization who previously would not and had never even consumed second hand smoke that you need to account for as well.