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VoatfmRadio shutting down for the night. Handover report for @RobertBruceBanner below...

submitted by paul_neri to VoatFmRadio 3.8 yearsJul 31, 2021 07:46:18 ago (+1/-2)     (VoatFmRadio)

Good morning Robert (it will be when you read this)

Rather uneventful night. Not many song upvotes. Um, none actually. I think the listeners are getting used to me and in time things will improve. Got a complaint from that South African woman again...what's her name...@CognitiveDissident5. She reckoned I was playing too much black music and not enough Bore music. WTF is Bore music? I didn't want to ask her because she was quite agitated. Anyway she wants to speak to some one higher up so I gave her your name. Oh and there was this crazy dude King_of_the_Cucks he called himself who was banging on the door complaining that I didn't play one of his requests. It was some obscene Neo-Nazi anthem. I called the Cops and they hauled him off kicking and screaming. I think he puked on the front door step so watch that when you come in. You'll need to tell the cleaner. And that's it. Hope you had a nice time in Hawaii. Goodnight.


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[ - ] HughBriss 0 points 3.8 yearsJul 31, 2021 09:19:09 ago (+0/-0)

Bore music

Boer. Dutch for "farmer". CD5 is referring to the South African Boers, currently engaged in a life or death struggle with the native feral animals.

[ - ] GloryBeckons 1 point 3.8 yearsJul 31, 2021 09:29:07 ago (+1/-0)

The ferals are not native. They are an invasive species from central Africa, attracted to the south by the smell of food and the bling of stuff produced by the mystical Huwyte-men and their tek-know-lo-jay.

[ - ] HughBriss 2 points 3.8 yearsJul 31, 2021 09:57:43 ago (+2/-0)

I stand corrected. Yes, the Bantus are not from South Africa. Invasive species describes them perfectly.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 1 point 3.8 yearsJul 31, 2021 20:29:02 ago (+1/-0)

Ah! Thanks bro.

[ - ] PuttitoutIsGone 1 point 3.8 yearsJul 31, 2021 07:57:06 ago (+1/-0)

Well maybe if we could post there...

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 3.8 yearsJul 31, 2021 20:31:51 ago (+0/-0)

You can, of course, but the stickies might fall off the door onto the floor or the wind could whip up.We need an after-hour message box.