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I must admit my fellow goats, I am a poacher.

submitted by deleted to TellUpgoat 3.8 yearsJul 30, 2021 22:22:44 ago (+17/-1)     (TellUpgoat)

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[ - ] ScheduledSuicide 4 points 3.8 yearsJul 31, 2021 00:32:34 ago (+4/-0)

It turns out they are Platypus eggs and are poached and poached.

[ - ] HughBriss 3 points 3.8 yearsJul 30, 2021 22:52:32 ago (+3/-0)

Well, that was disappointing.

[ - ] account deleted by user [op] 1 point 3.8 yearsJul 30, 2021 22:57:25 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 2 points 3.8 yearsJul 30, 2021 22:42:03 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] try 0 points 3.8 yearsJul 30, 2021 23:41:40 ago (+1/-1)*

WARNING!

Science papers proved , using radioactive eggs from irradiated sources, that PROTEIN SHITS OUT YOUR ASS UNDIGESTED if you eat a raw egg and are human!!!!!

Humans must eat cooked eggs to actually digest the white part of an egg.

RAW EGG whites just get passed through your body!

a total waste, and now a proven absolute fact.


A study published in the October 1998 issue of the "Journal of Nutrition" found that only 51 percent of the protein in raw eggs is digested after consumption, compared to 91 percent for cooked eggs -- meaning nearly half of the protein in a raw egg exits your body unabsorbed.

The part not absorbed was mainly the egg whites.

One of many papers proving it : https://academic.oup.com/jn/article/128/10/1716/4723080

[ - ] account deleted by user [op] 1 point 3.8 yearsJul 30, 2021 23:43:49 ago (+2/-1)

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[ - ] account deleted by user [op] 0 points 3.8 yearsJul 30, 2021 23:48:34 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] try 1 point 3.8 yearsJul 31, 2021 02:29:02 ago (+1/-0)

For human studies they feed hens nuclear isotopes, in this case, selected Nitrogen STABLE isotopes to not cause cancer harm in human test subjects, an expensive needless proof, but we are talking humans.

Digestibility of Cooked and Raw Egg Protein in Humans as Assessed by Stable ISOTOPE Techniques

https://academic.oup.com/jn/article/128/10/1716/4723080

you are acting exactly like a paid leftist shill.

All my words ever on this site are 100% facts unless jokes.


[ - ] TheYiddler 0 points 3.8 yearsJul 31, 2021 01:20:55 ago (+0/-0)

Sounds like a good laxative then. I need more of those.

[ - ] try 1 point 3.8 yearsJul 31, 2021 02:35:52 ago (+1/-0)

laxative? only one works on totally jammed totally impacted intestines without surgery, common RITE AID edible castor oil

Castor Oil has been used as a laxative for some 3,500 years


https://www.medicaldaily.com/action-mechanism-castor-oil-discovered-240525

Ricinoleic acid

notice the FBI trigger word in that "RICIN"

ricin (the astoundingly amazing deadly poison) comes from the whole ricin bean, but food grade castor oil is 99.999% ricin free.

If you take three tablespoons you will pray for death.

try one non heaping tablespoon and crosss fingers.

raw eggs whites are merely shot out your ass intact , using accurate isotope studies, but do not purge your intestines

[ - ] qwop 2 points 3.8 yearsJul 31, 2021 05:45:55 ago (+2/-0)

Another trick for constipation is to do a small enema with an enema bag at home. Depending on where the "plug" is in the intestine, it can provide immediate relief. However castor may have some other benefits too, but it's good to have options.

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 3.8 yearsJul 31, 2021 04:37:23 ago (+1/-0)

this is crazy and as someone lucky to get 2 comments (usually negative) on anything...this guy falls outta bed, floats an egg and gets 40 comments!

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[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 1 point 3.8 yearsJul 30, 2021 22:33:28 ago (+1/-0)

I've always wanted to be a poacher but never learned how.

[ - ] account deleted by user [op] 1 point 3.8 yearsJul 30, 2021 22:39:48 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 3 points 3.8 yearsJul 30, 2021 23:16:09 ago (+3/-0)

Thanks for that I'll try it in the morning. (I'll screen shot it and send it to my wife and she'll cook them! 😂)

[ - ] account deleted by user [op] 0 points 3.8 yearsJul 30, 2021 23:21:59 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] TheYiddler 0 points 3.8 yearsJul 31, 2021 01:22:42 ago (+0/-0)

Skip the salt. A dash in a pot of water boiling an egg will go unnoticed.

[ - ] paul_neri -2 points 3.8 yearsJul 30, 2021 23:55:36 ago (+0/-2)

you is gunna have the TradWitches flying at you with sharpened broomsticks when they see what an accomplished cook your are!

[ - ] ParnellsUprising 0 points 3.8 yearsJul 30, 2021 22:49:08 ago (+0/-0)

Not that hard, bring water to a boil, add a couple of pinches of rock salt and a of tbsp white vinegar, bring it down to where it is no longer bubbling, and drop that biatch in there.

When you pull it is personable preference, for my self it is about 5 minutes. Whites are cooked, but you have a bloody yellow mess for a yoke.

That is going to depend on your elevation as well though, so figure it the fuck out. If it's too cooked, cut back, or move forward.

[ - ] mainstreamsneeze 0 points 3.8 yearsJul 30, 2021 23:37:45 ago (+0/-0)

First time I ever eat poached eggs was because of these video, the wrong way and the right way to cooked them, long video but if you like cars or you are European you will recognize them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78VNNEnEzMg

[ - ] account deleted by user [op] 0 points 3.8 yearsJul 31, 2021 09:18:25 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] GrayDragon 0 points 3.8 yearsJul 31, 2021 04:17:52 ago (+0/-0)

I too must admit I am a poacher. I poach the jew debt. The poaching started at a young age being brought up by decent White parents that stressed staying out of debt.

While rampant consumerism abounds around me and "Keeping up with the Jones'" is a real acceptable propaganda from the jews, I wear clothes that are decades old. My "new" car is always at least a decade old. My "smart" phone from 2014ish just got a new battery that hopefully will serve me well for a number of years. Any non-survival purchase above $50 has to wait a week before I commit to it.

I am a poacher. A jew debt poacher.

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[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 3.8 yearsJul 30, 2021 22:28:57 ago (+1/-1)

Thanks for sharing that, Rob. Makes you a more interesting dude imo. Keep it up. As an experiment I'm happy to open up a RobertBruceBanner Diary Post that you can add to? When I was an egg eater many years ago I read that poached eggs were not good for you because they absorbed more nasty minerals or something from the pan or maybe the water. Dunno.

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[ - ] AndrewBlazeIt 0 points 3.8 yearsJul 30, 2021 22:28:11 ago (+1/-1)

It's like eggs 101

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