Referring @KatHarzso to Voat's Etiquette Program for Young Ladies - Upgoat

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Referring @KatHarzso to Voat's Etiquette Program for Young Ladies
submitted by paul_neri to ShitpostLitterBox 2.8 yearsJul 29, 2021 02:29:31 ago (+0/-6) (ShitpostLitterBox)

bros.I'm concerned about Kat's swearing. She uses the F word a lot. We want her to meet a nice man and live happily ever after but many cowboys find swearing in a woman off-putting. Kat's father is a retired traindriver and she picked up his salty lingo, so to speak. So if you read Kat swearing, just take the time to politely chide her because that's what TradMen do to their women when they stray from the straight and narrow path their fathers and their fathers before them have fashioned to protect women against themselves.

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[ - ] scuffed 6 points 2.8 yearsJul 29, 2021 02:42:23 ago (+6/-0)

Bravo!!! Now this is a shitpost. I like Kat's salty language, so you can go penetrate yourself, anally, with whatever inanimate object you choose.
G'day

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[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 29, 2021 02:46:35 ago (+2/-2)

G'day scuffed. Haven't seen you around for a while. Thanks for the heads-up, god knows I need something nice said to me as I have been under such a fierce and sustained attack lately - such fun! Keep in touch.

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[ - ] scuffed 3 points 2.8 yearsJul 29, 2021 02:50:12 ago (+3/-0)

Someone besides me is picking on you!?!? Are you OK? Where they at?

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[ - ] paul_neri [op] -1 points 2.8 yearsJul 29, 2021 02:57:43 ago (+1/-2)*

Yeth.

Lots and lots of people. No one likes me. @Seventh_Jim wants to...to bitchslap me! @MrViciousPim wants me to depart Voat. If I can just put my head in your lap and let you stroke my head I think I would feel a lot better.

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[ - ] scuffed 3 points 2.8 yearsJul 29, 2021 03:05:08 ago (+3/-0)

Wow, and here I was thinking I was the only one annoyed. I've only read about half a page of NEW, It appears that you have an admirer. Is there a way they get notified of your activities? Or do you think they actually spend time actively pursuing you?

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[ - ] paul_neri [op] -2 points 2.8 yearsJul 29, 2021 03:11:13 ago (+1/-3)

more like I spend my time actively encouraging them to pursue me. I'm an attention-w, scuffed. I love repartee, particularly when it's clever. I'm just here to have fun. I sense you're a serious lass who wants intense political etc conversations. I guess you'll come across those. I think I pressed a raw nerve with some of the guys when I messed about with Kat. I think they are keen on her and saw me as encroaching on their turf. Goats are very territorial.

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[ - ] scuffed 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 29, 2021 03:21:40 ago (+0/-0)

Well, if you're not good to Kat, mostly everyone is going to want to forcibly remove your larynx, and defecate into the void. I thought you were an OG. You don't even know basics, smh

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[ - ] paul_neri [op] -1 points 2.8 yearsJul 29, 2021 03:36:24 ago (+0/-1)

'OG' stands for 'original gangster'. It is a phrase that is often used in rap and hip hop culture. This later found its way into the internet and texting culture. The long form of 'OG' is 'original gangster.

SMH: Shaking my head"

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[ - ] scuffed 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 29, 2021 03:39:21 ago (+0/-0)

OG = Old Goat. Update your files.

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[ - ] paul_neri [op] -1 points 2.8 yearsJul 29, 2021 03:41:23 ago (+0/-1)

Oh! True but I much prefer Original Gangster!

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[ - ] paul_neri [op] -1 points 2.8 yearsJul 29, 2021 03:40:29 ago (+0/-1)

I was never "bad" to Kat. It's just that the guys went into macho mode and thought she needed protecting from Le Creep. It was so paternalistic and sexist as I'm sure Ms Harzso is quite capable of fending for herself. But there you go, boys will try and be men.

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[ - ] scuffed 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 29, 2021 03:44:54 ago (+0/-0)

She sure can take care of herself. So have you gotten a trad for yourself? Or are you just shopping?

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[ - ] paul_neri [op] -1 points 2.8 yearsJul 29, 2021 03:54:27 ago (+0/-1)

Yes I do, scuffed and as for "shopping", hells bells I'm on the other side of the world to Kat! The seeming closeness of internet-exchanges seems to have confused some people! It's physically impossible for me to put my hand on Kat's bottom and she can turn me off with a flick of her wrist so...I'm not sure what all the fuss is about. Where do you live? Asking for an employer.

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[ - ] Lin_Ching_Yu 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 29, 2021 06:23:08 ago (+1/-0)

I like her unfiltered opinions and her abrasive language.

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[ - ] paul_neri [op] -1 points 2.8 yearsJul 29, 2021 06:27:39 ago (+1/-2)

that's nice but you're not an eligible cowboy.

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[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 29, 2021 10:45:37 ago (+1/-0)

What do the cows have to do with it?!!?!

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[ - ] paul_neri [op] -1 points 2.8 yearsJul 29, 2021 21:16:16 ago (+0/-1)

Kat wants to meet a cowboy not some east-coast ivy league hipster like Xi Jinping or whatever his name was.