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I Just Got Enough Ivermectin to Kill a Horse. What am I in for?

submitted by robotflex to Covid1984 3.8 yearsJul 21, 2021 08:14:48 ago (+6/-0)     (Covid1984)

I got about three tubes of apple flavoured horse paste in the mail. It comes in these weird syringes. I'm about to take a small amount of it and then a measured dose.

Will post results.


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[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 2 points 3.8 yearsJul 21, 2021 09:14:26 ago (+2/-0)

I think you have to apply it as a suppository for the full effect. Let us know how that goes

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 3.8 yearsJul 21, 2021 09:26:22 ago (+1/-0)

snort it breh

[ - ] robotflex [op] 1 point 3.8 yearsJul 21, 2021 19:42:41 ago (+1/-0)

I'm reposting my conclusions, so that they will be more visible to others who stumble upon this thread. But, before I do so, I'd just like to say; SIX MEASLY UPVOTES? What do I have to do to get some traction on here? Sign up for a risky medical procedure? Take up drug smuggling and document my encounters with the coast guard and their gunboats? Even the Jews are more charitable than this. Fuck... Anyway, without further ado; here are my conclusions:

So other than some drowsiness, which I think came about for reasons other than the horse medicine, I'm completely fine. I have no idea if this will really works against COVID, but it has shown some promising results and it doesn't appear to have any harmful effects. You can by this stuff on Amazon, but it is expensive, esp. if you are getting it shipped over seas, like I was. Therefore, I suggest going into the pet shop or wherever and buying it that way. Just say you own a horse and that your horse is outside.

[ - ] robotflex [op] 0 points 3.8 yearsJul 21, 2021 08:24:00 ago (+0/-0)

I've applied a small amount to the skin on my arm, just to test I'm not allergic. No bad reaction and a nice fragrance. Prospects are good.

[ - ] robotflex [op] 1 point 3.8 yearsJul 21, 2021 08:29:30 ago (+1/-0)

Just to explain my motivation, I came into contact with someone who was vaccinated an hour ago and started to feel a bit sick. Hoping to circumvent the shedding nanobots as soon as possible.

[ - ] robotflex [op] 0 points 3.8 yearsJul 21, 2021 08:35:15 ago (+0/-0)

First test taste conducted. No adverse reactions. Tastes like shit. Definitely some kind of medicine. Packaging says it kills parasites and worms. Going to wait a while and then go for a full dose.

[ - ] robotflex [op] 0 points 3.8 yearsJul 21, 2021 08:45:53 ago (+0/-0)

Alright, Imma gonna go for a full dose. Wish me luck, Goats and horses.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 3.8 yearsJul 21, 2021 09:27:04 ago (+1/-0)

are you still alive broo

[ - ] Jiggggg 1 point 3.8 yearsJul 21, 2021 09:58:31 ago (+1/-0)

This reminds of the guy who found a grenade in the woods and then posted it on 4chan

[ - ] robotflex [op] 1 point 3.8 yearsJul 21, 2021 10:02:20 ago (+1/-0)

I had to delay taking it for a bit. I'm back now. Just took the dose, then I started freaking out that I had ODed, because I took a dose fit for a horse with my exact bodyweight, which might still be too much. But, I feel fine. I'll update you in a couple of hours, or if anything goes wrong.

[ - ] Jiggggg 0 points 3.8 yearsJul 21, 2021 12:01:48 ago (+0/-0)

Thanks for keeping us updated. I've actually been really curious about ivermectin so I eagerly await your results

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 3.8 yearsJul 21, 2021 12:18:58 ago (+0/-0)

im no doctor or vet nor have i done a massive amount of research but the one thing i do remember reading clearly is that humans get the same dose as the horses.

im more of a centrum multivitamin for men/indian tonic water/orange juice guy. i dont have access to a vet for ivermectin and i dont think you can walk into a horse shop and buy that stuff normally but the other stuff you can get at the supermarket.

[ - ] robotflex [op] 0 points 3.8 yearsJul 21, 2021 13:15:57 ago (+0/-0)

So other than some drowsiness, which I think came about for reasons other than the horse medicine, I'm completely fine. I have no idea if this will really works against COVID, but it has shown some promising results and it doesn't appear to have any harmful effects. You can by this stuff on Amazon, but it is expensive, esp. if you are getting it shipped over seas, like I was. Therefore, I suggest going into the pet shop or wherever and buying it that way. Just say you own a horse and that your horse is outside.

[ - ] SocksOnCats 0 points 3.8 yearsJul 21, 2021 12:17:04 ago (+0/-0)

Note to self: Watch this comment thread.

[ - ] Fascinus 0 points 3.8 yearsJul 21, 2021 13:37:58 ago (+0/-0)

I know people that have done this with no ill effects. Be careful, an overdose can result in liver damage.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 0 points 3.8 yearsJul 21, 2021 14:11:08 ago (+0/-0)

If you believe in the covid hoax then maybe you should try suicide...that'll cure your affliction.

[ - ] Metanoid 0 points 3.8 yearsJul 22, 2021 13:26:32 ago (+0/-0)

No update since yesterday. I must assume OP is dead.

[ - ] robotflex [op] 1 point 3.8 yearsJul 22, 2021 16:34:53 ago (+1/-0)*

Today's update, as per request. I had a rough night's sleep. I woke up and I found my hair standing on end. It looked like I had suffered an electric shock. Never felt so good in my life. HORSE POWER!!!! This ivermectin stuff is great. I even rubbed it into my skin and it improved my complexion. I feel like I have gained the power of the horse. Like Spiderman, but with horses.

[ - ] Metanoid 0 points 3.8 yearsJul 23, 2021 14:32:22 ago (+0/-0)

The real question is how have the mares been lookin?

[ - ] Jiggggg 0 points 3.7 yearsAug 2, 2021 19:19:08 ago (+0/-0)

Thank you for posting your results. I just found out that a guy I see every day is currently home with covid so I stopped by Tractor Supply on my way home and got a tube just in case. Any updates to your experiment?

[ - ] robotflex [op] 0 points 3.7 yearsAug 3, 2021 17:49:36 ago (+0/-0)

Eh, I don't know. I mentioned that I had heart burn each night after taking it. But that was easy to fix. So I looked up possible list of side effects and one of them was 'stiff joints'. A few days later, I twisted one of my joints really badly and had to go to hospital. Was this just coincidence, or directly related? I don't know, but it fucking hurt alright.

Reminder dosage for a human equal one notch per 50lbs body weight. Take 3 times this if you already have the Chink Flu. Better off buying the human stuff online. All Day Chemist stocks and delivers and there's another one, but I've forgotten its name. So there's this too: https://medicinevilla.com/product/ivermectin-tablet/

[ - ] Jiggggg 0 points 3.7 yearsAug 4, 2021 23:54:37 ago (+0/-0)

Thanks! I feel perfectly fine and I sure I am, but I figured it couldn't hurt to have some on hand just in case the Chink Flu comes my way. Thanks for the link!