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Why are billionaires obsessed with going to space?

submitted by robotflex to news 2.9 yearsJul 17, 2021 04:33:36 ago (+11/-0)     (archive.ph)

https://archive.ph/wip/VRVQf

Why are journalists obsessed with asking stupid questions?


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[ - ] WisDumbb 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 23, 2021 13:52:23 ago (+0/-0)

Earth's laws against pedophilia don't extent to other planets, they will kidnap a few post pubescent girls, impregnate them and fuck the offspring.

[ - ] RecycledElectrons 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 21, 2021 14:27:37 ago (+0/-0)

NASA failed them.

They dreamed of joining StarFleet or something similar. NASA are watching goldfish breed in Low Earth Orbit.

NASA has the tech to colonize Mars and mine asteroids, but NASA became a jobs program for diversity hires.

So the guys who built PayPal and Amazon are going to colonize Mars and mine asteroids.

[ - ] yesiknow 5 points 2.9 yearsJul 17, 2021 05:31:53 ago (+5/-0)

They compete with government today. NASA's successes represented the success of a government. What they don't realize because they're psychopaths is that the success of a government depends on the support of the people. They've been making every single political decision for so long now they just want to be acknowledged as the government in some sly way.

They have too big of an ego to understand that Americans didn't pray and hope for their astronauts to blow up like they do these douche bags.

[ - ] taoV 4 points 2.9 yearsJul 17, 2021 08:27:52 ago (+4/-0)

Space is the ultimate goal for their culture (outward-gazing, conceptually linear, believes progress=technology). As an empty, infintely unexplored wilderness, "space" is the best possible canvas to play out those beliefs.

Also they're men riding around in long exploding metal tubes, shooting themseleves into a vast emptiness. The sexual symbolism is hard to miss. I bet that one guy backed out becuase Branson wouldn't stop jizzing his pants on the way up.

[ - ] mannerbund 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 17, 2021 09:50:43 ago (+0/-0)

Not everything is sexual symbolism, Freud.

[ - ] taoV 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 17, 2021 09:56:15 ago (+0/-0)

Do you think these guys became billionaires becuase they have some untamable genius? Or do they just like being alpha males?

[ - ] mannerbund 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 17, 2021 12:00:19 ago (+0/-0)

What does that have to do with visualizing everything in relation to sexual symbolism?

[ - ] enormousatom 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 17, 2021 15:17:28 ago (+1/-0)

No niggers.

[ - ] dalai_llama 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 17, 2021 12:36:07 ago (+2/-1)

Bro, I would love to be a space explorer and I'm a fucking blue-collar, wage-slave poor-fag.

[ - ] account deleted by user 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 17, 2021 11:29:42 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] WhiteGoat 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 17, 2021 10:39:24 ago (+1/-0)

The jews can't tax them up there

[ - ] gimpyoldman 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 17, 2021 10:14:00 ago (+1/-0)

They get really bad publicity if they masturbate in public asserting their dominance.

[ - ] robotflex [op] 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 17, 2021 16:01:00 ago (+0/-0)

As long as they don't have M&S in space, I think we're safe.

[ - ] mannerbund 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 17, 2021 09:49:52 ago (+1/-0)

Cataclysm is a reoccurring feature of this earth. Civilisations past have recorded it over and over. Told stories, carved rock. Ruins of times past are uncovered and over and over show signs of various cataclysmic events.

The ultra rich buy into monumental bunkers and space. They know what futures await us and hope to be prepared.

But fear not, your genes got your ancestors through each previous event.

[ - ] account deleted by user 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 17, 2021 08:39:03 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 17, 2021 11:34:45 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] 2Drunk 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 17, 2021 11:04:54 ago (+0/-0)

Someone told them there are shekels and children up there.

[ - ] M80TheMan 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 17, 2021 10:01:46 ago (+0/-0)

Because there are no niggers up there. But in all seriousness the reason is most likely yesiknow’s explanation.

[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 17, 2021 04:36:52 ago (+1/-1)

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