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What is it with women and tiny dogs?

submitted by Wahaha to AskUpgoat 2.8 yearsJul 10, 2021 10:03:26 ago (+10/-5)     (AskUpgoat)

Whenever I see these rat sized dogs, I feel pity for their very existence, like killing would be doing them a favor. How can women live with these? Why would they even want to?


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[ - ] QueenAlt 7 points 2.8 yearsJul 10, 2021 11:10:52 ago (+7/-0)

White women are naturally maternal. Younger women get small dogs to nurture until they have children. Jewmatized women get them to replace the children they were tricked into thinking they don't want. Older women get them to replace the children that have grown and gone out on their own.
Little dogs are cute and needy; that hits a lot of maternal triggers.

[ - ] SaneGoatiSwear 6 points 2.8 yearsJul 10, 2021 10:29:12 ago (+6/-0)

Replacement baby for the children they never had

[ - ] cyclops1771 7 points 2.8 yearsJul 10, 2021 10:40:14 ago (+7/-0)

Or the babies that grew up.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 6 points 2.8 yearsJul 10, 2021 10:34:24 ago (+6/-0)

Yep. That's why they call them fur babies. It's degenerate as fuck.

[ - ] Teefinyomouf -3 points 2.8 yearsJul 10, 2021 11:27:56 ago (+1/-4)

Or babies that died you insensitive clod.

[ - ] account deleted by user 4 points 2.8 yearsJul 10, 2021 12:39:26 ago (+4/-0)

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[ - ] Wahaha [op] 2 points 2.8 yearsJul 10, 2021 12:44:31 ago (+2/-0)

Have you seen how big rats can get? https://files.catbox.moe/87gn60.jpg

But yeah, I don't mean the little ones, I mean the tiny ones. That you could accidentally kill by petting them.

[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 10, 2021 12:48:22 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Wahaha [op] 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 10, 2021 14:44:18 ago (+0/-0)

The rat is big, but it's mostly a perspective trick, since he's not holding the rat in his hand, but on some stick. So the rat is much closer to the camera than he his.

[ - ] Kozel 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 10, 2021 16:04:30 ago (+0/-0)

Get a cat, faggot. Small dogs are genetic abominations.

[ - ] deleted 3 points 2.8 yearsJul 10, 2021 11:04:05 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] Wahaha [op] 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 10, 2021 11:10:19 ago (+1/-1)

How would a rat sized dog accomplish this task?

[ - ] Teefinyomouf 5 points 2.8 yearsJul 10, 2021 11:29:59 ago (+5/-0)

They bark at things. Dogs aren't just for food, Asian Bro.

[ - ] Wahaha [op] 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 10, 2021 12:41:23 ago (+0/-0)

How would that make a difference for a woman living alone? It's not like it would alert them into defense mode, since they just bark at everything.

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 3 points 2.8 yearsJul 10, 2021 11:41:02 ago (+3/-0)

Watch dog, not guard dog. Had a shi-tzu when I was married. You pretty much couldn't step on my property w/o that furbag knowing and telling.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 10, 2021 12:07:30 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Psychicrussiaspy 2 points 2.8 yearsJul 10, 2021 10:35:37 ago (+2/-0)

Control

[ - ] Rayden 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 12, 2021 01:43:12 ago (+0/-0)

they're cute. they're like real life teddy bears.

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 10, 2021 21:41:10 ago (+1/-0)

Unlovable people turn to animals, usually dogs, for affection, companionship. I am the exception.

[ - ] pickingrinninspittin 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 10, 2021 11:15:12 ago (+1/-0)

Agreed, a compulsion to have something small and 'precious' that you pamper and otherwise treat like a spoiled child is some pretty sick shit.

OTOH smaller, more docile breeds make a lot of sense for apartment dwellers and those who don't have access to yards. I've seen enough chicks or young couples with a large or high energy breed that they paid a fortune for and the poor thing is cooped up in a cramped apartment all day, breaks your fucking heart.

Those little tea cup dogs are an abomination unto Nuggin though. And Pugs,that's just plain cruel.

[ - ] account deleted by user 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 10, 2021 10:39:40 ago (+2/-1)

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[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 10, 2021 17:24:23 ago (+0/-0)

What am I looking at?....besides nothing.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 10, 2021 13:26:33 ago (+0/-0)

What am I looking at?....besides nothing.

[ - ] bopper 0 points 2.8 yearsJul 10, 2021 12:42:28 ago (+0/-0)

"Women who are barren make children of ragdolls."