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The perils of skydiving.

submitted by genius to WTF 2.9 yearsJul 6, 2021 15:53:49 ago (+42/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/ktikv6.mp4



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[ - ] account deleted by user 23 points 2.9 yearsJul 6, 2021 16:07:56 ago (+23/-0)

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[ - ] account deleted by user 3 points 2.9 yearsJul 6, 2021 19:40:37 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] try 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 7, 2021 05:42:52 ago (+0/-0)

Yup. Other similar unconscious saves of other near deaths are on internet, so this stuff happens a lot I guess (collision knockouts)

[ - ] fightknightHERO 7 points 2.9 yearsJul 6, 2021 16:08:34 ago (+7/-0)

insane ragdoll physics

[ - ] KCobain27 6 points 2.9 yearsJul 6, 2021 17:17:54 ago (+6/-0)

I know some (or all maybe) skydivers have an AAD - automatic activation device. That should have deployed the parachute when he reached a certain altitude. Though it will do nothing for getting knocked out and most likely injured from that collision, as well as probably getting more injured landing uncontrolled.

https://skydivemonroe.com/blog/what-is-a-parachute-aad/

[ - ] Broc_Liath 5 points 2.9 yearsJul 6, 2021 17:36:28 ago (+5/-0)

Would you trust it though?

I've never been skydiving, but to take a parallel I'd never trust a life jacket to go off. They fail roughly 50% of the time for various reasons.

[ - ] KCobain27 2 points 2.9 yearsJul 6, 2021 19:12:38 ago (+2/-0)

Not enough to test it! A pilot friend once said "no good reason for jumping out of a perfectly good plane". It is just a backup device. All jumpers have two parachutes too. They usually pack their main one themselves but the backup one is supposed to be done by a pro I think.

I had roommates in college into skydiving. Never got into it myself. It is expensive to get to that level of freedom in free-fall too. Beginners either get tandem jumps or static lines where the chute deploys immediately.

I'd rather get an ultralight and put an emergency parachute on that.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 6, 2021 19:41:38 ago (+1/-0)

Ok but if you bever oractice skydiving then you do not stand a very good chance when you have to

[ - ] account deleted by user 4 points 2.9 yearsJul 7, 2021 03:08:48 ago (+4/-0)

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[ - ] Broc_Liath 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 6, 2021 19:46:09 ago (+1/-0)

I'd like to try it personally, that or paragliding, but it seems like a too expensive hobby for me.

[ - ] wyrmblut 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 7, 2021 03:03:13 ago (+0/-0)

paramotoring dude

[ - ] account deleted by user 5 points 2.9 yearsJul 6, 2021 17:05:11 ago (+5/-0)

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[ - ] Broc_Liath 4 points 2.9 yearsJul 6, 2021 17:37:12 ago (+4/-0)

Anyone know what happened to the guy in dark clothing? Was he conscious?

[ - ] qwop 6 points 2.9 yearsJul 6, 2021 19:26:03 ago (+6/-0)

Seems he was ok. Femur connected with head. Head lost memory, femur was not injured.

https://unofficialnetworks.com/2020/04/03/unconscious-skydiver-saved/

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 3 points 2.9 yearsJul 6, 2021 18:10:08 ago (+3/-0)

Looks to me like he's just a fucking maniac.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 6, 2021 20:26:16 ago (+1/-0)

All the space in the universe and this happens?...being a hotdog gets you killed, he's lucky buddy had his shit together.

[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 6, 2021 17:47:18 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] birds_sing 8 points 2.9 yearsJul 7, 2021 00:17:30 ago (+8/-0)

This is an old story that has been floating around the internet for years.

My dad was a skydiver back in the sixties. There was a guy in his club that was a nut. He had the idea that he could test the axiom that "cats always land on their feet" from free fall altitude, where he would fall with them and observe their self-righting behavior. He had no interest in aiding their descent, just wanted to see how they behaved in free fall. In his plan, landing was the cats' problem, not his. Scientific impartiality, or some such thing.

He took four stray cats up in a pillowcase for the jump. After exiting the plane, he turned the pillowcase inside out, releasing the cats. To his great surprise, all four cats attached themselves to his body immediately. With their claws. Given that cats have 18 claws each, he was punctured at least 72 times. More, probably, because he struggled vainly to remove the cats as he fell, but they were having none of it, and would reattach with even more conviction with every effort he made to pull them off.

Presently, he was out of altitude, and had to turn his attention to opening the chute. Let's pause to do some math. A chute opening can generate as much as 3 Gs of force. The average cat weighs 8 lbs at one G. At three Gs, this becomes 24 lbs per cat. So when the chute opened, for a moment this guy had 72 razor sharp claws in his skin, each one being pulled down with a force of about one and a third pounds. That's 96 pounds of cat. He was sliced to ribbons, basically.

All four cats hung on through the chute opening, although the skydiver's shredded flesh allowed each one to slip several inches. Bleeding and in misery, the skydiver managed to make a safe, if rather rough, landing in a farm field.

As soon as he hit the earth, all four cats ran off across the field, leaving him to lie there bleeding from his hundred or so wounds. He was the only member of the skydiving club that was displeased with the results of his experiment.

[ - ] observation1 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 7, 2021 00:57:23 ago (+1/-0)

Applause

[ - ] Metanoid 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 7, 2021 06:47:21 ago (+1/-0)

I haven't lauged that hard for weeks. Thank you goat.

[ - ] Cunt 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 7, 2021 06:56:33 ago (+1/-0)

I was horrified at the start of that story but satisfied with the end.

[ - ] account deleted by user 1 point 2.9 yearsJul 6, 2021 19:42:31 ago (+1/-0)

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