You are most likely to be murdered by someone you know. Therefore I have no friends to minimize my chances of being murdered. - Upgoat

You are most likely to be murdered by someone you know. Therefore I have no friends to minimize my chances of being murdered.
submitted by TheViciousMrPim to whatever 4.0 yearsJul 2, 2021 20:24:06 ago (+34/-0) (whatever)

I think the secret of immortality might be being as unlikable as possible.

[ - ] deleted 15 points 4.0 yearsJul 2, 2021 21:14:41 ago (+15/-0)

deleted

[ - ] BoraxTheFungarian 1 point 4.0 yearsJul 5, 2021 09:30:17 ago (+1/-0)

This is verifiably true. Most deaths, aside from cardiac arrest are caused by medical malpractice, or however they label it these days. Doctors and insurance…

[ - ] account deleted by user 6 points 4.0 yearsJul 2, 2021 20:27:08 ago (+6/-0)

account deleted by user

[ + ] TheViciousMrPim

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim [op] 4 points 4.0 yearsJul 2, 2021 20:28:48 ago (+4/-0)

Lighten up Francis.

[ - ] paul_neri 4 points 4.0 yearsJul 2, 2021 23:36:04 ago (+4/-0)

"I think the secret of immortality might be being as unlikable as possible.".

Looks like Aou is going to be with us for a long time then!

[ - ] GeneralDisposition 4 points 4.0 yearsJul 3, 2021 01:28:21 ago (+4/-0)

Exact same as being raped. Exact same as kidnapping. Opportunists live in your country. Never relax.

[ - ] Potatoe 2 points 4.0 yearsJul 3, 2021 00:03:55 ago (+2/-0)

Yeah but now you are 5 times as likely to be attacked by bears and cougars, you’re fucked dude.

[ + ] account deleted by user

[ - ] account deleted by user 4 points 4.0 yearsJul 3, 2021 00:43:46 ago (+4/-0)

account deleted by user

[ - ] Hadza 2 points 4.0 yearsJul 3, 2021 00:47:04 ago (+2/-0)

Something tells me you shouldn’t acquaint yourself with niggers then

[ - ] account deleted by user 2 points 4.0 yearsJul 3, 2021 07:48:46 ago (+2/-0)

account deleted by user

[ - ] account deleted by user 2 points 4.0 yearsJul 3, 2021 09:27:28 ago (+2/-0)

account deleted by user

[ + ] TheViciousMrPim

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim [op] 0 points 4.0 yearsJul 3, 2021 10:39:31 ago (+0/-0)

Thanks DrPepper. Voat friends are different.

Sometimes very different

[ - ] Redhairin 1 point 4.0 yearsJul 3, 2021 14:59:58 ago (+1/-0)

The secret to a good life is eliminating (or at least severely limiting) stress, and those sources of stressful situations. Shrew bitch? Kick it to the curb! Constantly criticizing family? Renounce it! Passive-aggressive pretend friends? Buhbye! A tranquil and serene life is the end goal of the wise. A turbulent and dramarama life is the goal of the idiot. It don't matter who lives longest, but who lives best. Forty years of a contented life beats eighty years of turmoil and aggravation. As for minimizing your chance of being murdered, learn how to fight and win in any attack....or constantly pack 'heat', and lose the hesitation of pulling the trigger. Them that get murdered are called prey, and those that murder are called predators, and yes, you can choose which group you will be in.

[ + ] account deleted by user

[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 4.0 yearsJul 3, 2021 17:11:04 ago (+0/-0)

account deleted by user

[ - ] out 0 points 4.0 yearsJul 2, 2021 22:32:38 ago (+0/-0)

Except for that one bar, at that one place?

[ + ] TheViciousMrPim

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim [op] 0 points 4.0 yearsJul 3, 2021 06:30:23 ago (+0/-0)

I have accepted the fact that those are not my friends. I used to think they were but those are not friends. Acquaintances and drinking buddies at best.

Good to see you around man.

[ + ] out

[ - ] out 0 points 4.0 yearsJul 4, 2021 17:34:37 ago (+0/-0)

You, too.

[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 4.0 yearsJul 3, 2021 21:59:20 ago (+0/-0)

account deleted by user

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 4.0 yearsJul 4, 2021 05:40:58 ago (+0/-0)

your nephew, with whom you live, is fed up with waiting for you to get out of the bathroom. He works - you don't. I'm not suggestin' nuthin'.

[ + ] TheViciousMrPim

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim [op] 0 points 4.0 yearsJul 4, 2021 06:38:53 ago (+0/-0)

Well thats a weird mix of true and false

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 4.0 yearsJul 4, 2021 06:43:47 ago (+0/-0)

watch your back.

[ - ] MonkeysSmarterThanNiggers -1 points 4.0 yearsJul 3, 2021 08:19:16 ago (+0/-1)

fucking idiot.
your chances of getting killed are slightly lower, but why live an unhappy life?

[ + ] TheViciousMrPim

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim [op] 0 points 4.0 yearsJul 3, 2021 08:28:38 ago (+0/-0)

You're taking this thread much too seriously.

[ + ] account deleted by user

[ - ] account deleted by user 1 point 4.0 yearsJul 3, 2021 09:28:08 ago (+1/-0)

account deleted by user

Sign into an existing account

You are most likely to be murdered by someone you know. Therefore I have no friends to minimize my chances of being murdered. submitted by TheViciousMrPim to whatever 4.0 yearsJul 2, 2021 20:24:06 ago (+34/-0) (whatever)

You are most likely to be murdered by someone you know. Therefore I have no friends to minimize my chances of being murdered.
submitted by TheViciousMrPim to whatever 4.0 yearsJul 2, 2021 20:24:06 ago (+34/-0) (whatever)