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Great News Everyone: The Biden* Economic Plan is Working!

submitted by KCobain27 to politics 3.9 yearsJul 2, 2021 12:20:45 ago (+14/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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16 whole cents! All because mandatory lockdowns are over! Thanks Biden*, America is saved!

(You're fucked though if you want to drive anywhere for that cookout with increased gas prices)


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[ - ] Flabbygasted 5 points 3.9 yearsJul 2, 2021 12:27:58 ago (+5/-0)

I doubt it really is even down. They're probably comparing this years bargain brand with last years fanciest ketchup. A 16 penny savings is a pretty retarded thing to celebrate.

[ - ] Jiggggg 4 points 3.9 yearsJul 2, 2021 12:54:41 ago (+4/-0)

Exactly. There is no way this is accurate, at least not where I live, and we have a very low cost of living

[ - ] Flabbygasted 1 point 3.9 yearsJul 2, 2021 13:33:26 ago (+1/-0)

Bout to go do some fishing myself...cant afford the grocery store anymore.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer 2 points 3.9 yearsJul 2, 2021 14:56:12 ago (+2/-0)

I need to find better fishing spots. I've seen more deer than fish.

[ - ] Flabbygasted 1 point 3.9 yearsJul 2, 2021 20:45:09 ago (+1/-0)

I've caught ticks more than anything else so far.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer 1 point 3.9 yearsJul 2, 2021 23:47:50 ago (+1/-0)

Oof, I prefer the deer.

[ - ] bob3 0 points 3.9 yearsJul 7, 2021 00:36:58 ago (+0/-0)

do you have a licence for that?

[ - ] Flabbygasted 0 points 3.9 yearsJul 7, 2021 09:58:28 ago (+0/-0)

Sure do...til I get some ponds stocked anyways. Rangers dont play around.

[ - ] KCobain27 [op] 3 points 3.9 yearsJul 2, 2021 12:31:29 ago (+3/-0)

[ - ] Jiggggg 9 points 3.9 yearsJul 2, 2021 12:50:59 ago (+9/-0)

Any real person has realized that grocery prices have gone way, way up this year. Just a regular haul is costing me about $65 when it used to cost maybe $35 or $40 this time last year.

Just in the last month, bacon has gone from $3.50 to $6. Cream has gone from $2.35 to $4.14.

[ - ] Broc_Liath 3 points 3.9 yearsJul 2, 2021 13:40:46 ago (+3/-0)

Some intern was given the job of trying to find a 4th July shopping list that had gone down in price, then got a bollocking because the best they could do was 16 cents cheaper. I'd bet a non-cherry-picked list has gone up in price.

I haven't noticed much higher prices here, but there are a lot of gaps on shelves and restaurants are dead.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.9 yearsJul 2, 2021 13:44:23 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 0 points 3.9 yearsJul 2, 2021 16:50:13 ago (+0/-0)

I was just at the convenience store to get beers. The sheboon being rang up had apparently done her grocery shopping at the convenience store, we're talking ravioli, milk, Gatorade, eggs, snacks, chips, and candy, 20oz bottles of soda. As the clerk is ringing her up, she's chatting with the women behind her about how her benefits went up and she's getting an extra $100 a month. Time to pay, bigger pulls out that food scramps card.

So, long story short, while white Americans are paying more at the grocery store, niggers are getting overpriced shit at the convenience store courtesy of the American tax payers. Here's the kicker, she drove off in a nice car. A car that she could have used to go to the grocery store a mile away.

[ - ] FuckYou77 0 points 3.9 yearsJul 2, 2021 17:38:12 ago (+0/-0)

That's how they get away with high prices. Smart shoppers wouldnt allow that in a real economy, but we instead have a legal fiction based economy.

[ - ] bob3 0 points 3.9 yearsJul 7, 2021 00:36:11 ago (+0/-0)

same here in NZ. cheese, from $9 to $19. Milk from $4 to $6.50, fruit from $3 to $5
units left out so as to not confuse USD/imerial users, all that really matters is the ratios.
Everything else is heading up, too.
build a victory garden

[ - ] Wahaha 2 points 3.9 yearsJul 2, 2021 13:15:47 ago (+2/-0)

Is it an American thing to have fucking ice cream for a barbecue? Or is this something else that only looks like ice cream?

[ - ] deleted 1 point 3.9 yearsJul 2, 2021 13:45:42 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Wahaha 0 points 3.9 yearsJul 2, 2021 16:04:00 ago (+0/-0)

If you want to feel less hot without eating ice, I recommend to take cold showers in the morning. Or if your water doesn't come out really cold, take an ice bath. Stay exposed to the cold for around ten minutes while relaxing your body and taking deep breaths.

Afterwards you won't complain about the heat anymore. There's also a couple of other health benefits, but the shower has to be ice cold and you need to stay exposed for at the very least three minutes.

[ - ] Version6 3 points 3.9 yearsJul 2, 2021 13:45:24 ago (+3/-0)

Gaslighting.

[ - ] ScheduledSuicide 2 points 3.9 yearsJul 2, 2021 15:55:05 ago (+2/-0)

Up only $1.78 from the cost of gaslighting last year! Isn't Biden wonderful!?

[ - ] Not_a_redfugee 2 points 3.9 yearsJul 2, 2021 13:50:42 ago (+2/-0)

I mean the gas prices could be a lot worse

[ - ] ClitorisDestroyer 1 point 3.9 yearsJul 2, 2021 14:21:56 ago (+1/-0)

Is this a troll? Like $40/$0.16 is how many people died from the vaccine and that's why the cost is down b.c. you have to feed less people

[ - ] Tallest_Skil 0 points 3.9 yearsJul 2, 2021 14:44:28 ago (+0/-0)

Reminder that no one cares about these lies or the state of the nation, or will ever do anything about it.

[ - ] account deleted by user 5 points 3.9 yearsJul 2, 2021 15:04:03 ago (+5/-0)

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[ - ] Splooge 2 points 3.9 yearsJul 3, 2021 12:05:48 ago (+2/-0)

Hooray! Is this doubleplus good happening because we're finally defeating those Oceania heathens?

[ - ] Infearmal 3 points 3.9 yearsJul 2, 2021 15:07:11 ago (+3/-0)

What the fuck.
You've got a clown government.

[ - ] account deleted by user 1 point 3.9 yearsJul 2, 2021 16:06:00 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] account deleted by user 1 point 3.9 yearsJul 2, 2021 16:06:42 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Splooge 3 points 3.9 yearsJul 2, 2021 17:28:44 ago (+3/-0)

Ketchup on the news.

Someone gets paid six figures out of our tax dollars to write this drivel.