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When they put on spandex they're compelled to ride in the middle of the road.

submitted by Lin_Ching_Yu to Whichever 3.8 yearsJun 30, 2021 09:19:48 ago (+21/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

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And fucking hold up traffic. Won't move over so you can pass. Clog an intersection by taking sips from the pride water bottle, wtf.


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[ - ] Her0n 5 points 3.8 yearsJun 30, 2021 10:17:54 ago (+5/-0)

when I drive down the mountain and there’s cyclists they often draft my car for “shuper shpeed!” Until they learned that my car will brake check you if you aren’t careful. I see the same group almost every morning. There in the way, they ignore traffic laws, and they act like the cars don’t belong on the road. The group that I deal with deserves all the shit that cyclists get

[ - ] Cpt_Dirt 0 points 3.8 yearsJun 30, 2021 16:48:45 ago (+0/-0)

Downshift. No brake light warnings.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer 0 points 3.8 yearsJun 30, 2021 17:29:49 ago (+0/-0)

Manual bonus super move.

[ - ] solomonpapermaster 3 points 3.8 yearsJun 30, 2021 11:22:18 ago (+3/-0)

Being from South America I never understood this. If a car hits you, you loose. I don't care what the transit laws are, I'm not risking my ass riding on the street. They act as if they were driving automobiles.

[ - ] GlowNiggerDick 3 points 3.8 yearsJun 30, 2021 11:54:16 ago (+3/-0)

I bike a lot. The only place ill ride on the street is in a low traffic neighborhood. Bike lane on the highway with cars going 70... nah ill be on the sidewalk.

[ - ] Jiggggg 2 points 3.8 yearsJun 30, 2021 12:13:52 ago (+2/-0)

Same here man. I only ride on slow neighborhood streets and nowhere with a speed limit over 30. They might get in trouble for hitting us, but we'll be dead

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer 1 point 3.8 yearsJun 30, 2021 17:31:23 ago (+1/-0)

Outside of morning runners and dog walkers there's nobody on the sidewalk here anyway so that's where I ride.

[ - ] Jiggggg 0 points 3.8 yearsJun 30, 2021 12:14:36 ago (+0/-0)

Right! You could be biking in a suit of armor and a car going 40 would still decimate you

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 1 point 3.8 yearsJun 30, 2021 14:46:23 ago (+1/-0)

I fucking despise cyclists. They're right there with niggers and kikes for me. Every single one of them gets it on the DotR.

[ - ] dingbat 1 point 3.8 yearsJun 30, 2021 13:27:58 ago (+1/-0)

It puzzles me whenever I see these retards insisting on taking the busy thoroughfares throughout the city when there’s a dead, still on the grid, with no speed bumps street literally one block away. The only answers I have are narcissism and entitlement.

[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 3.8 yearsJul 1, 2021 16:45:04 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 1 point 3.8 yearsJun 30, 2021 12:34:47 ago (+1/-0)

This bicycle cult is overdue for a cleansing, faggots on wheels and with an attitude...

[ - ] Irelandlost 1 point 3.8 yearsJun 30, 2021 10:18:09 ago (+1/-0)

The middle aged men in spandex thing should be dealt with using public decency laws. Not something we should have to see.

[ - ] pickingrinninspittin 1 point 3.8 yearsJun 30, 2021 09:38:07 ago (+1/-0)*

I often visit a city that enjoys a long riding season. The bicycling community there is very strong. Despite topographical challenges the City has gone to great lengths to make sure there are bike lanes wherever possible.

Regardless, you will regularly come up behind some asshole or group of assholes who are pedaling along, taking up the whole lane and who will get VERY aggressive if you dare honk or otherwise encroach on their space.

It's a lovely city but I thank Jebus that I live someplace with a long winter and pot hole filled streets and the bicycling community is almost non-existent.

[ - ] Her0n 1 point 3.8 yearsJun 30, 2021 10:19:02 ago (+1/-0)

Cyclists need to be shot, or beaten at least

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 0 points 3.8 yearsJun 30, 2021 18:05:35 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] ModernGuilt 0 points 3.8 yearsJun 30, 2021 16:25:12 ago (+0/-0)

My city has beautiful roads solely for bicycles. So much so, cars sometimes accidentally drive onto them. So where do faggot bike riders go, right in the middle of the street

[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 3.8 yearsJun 30, 2021 14:58:28 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] kammmmak 0 points 3.8 yearsJun 30, 2021 10:16:27 ago (+0/-0)

They like to be driven up the middle.

[ - ] ParnellsUprising 0 points 3.8 yearsJun 30, 2021 09:24:18 ago (+0/-0)

Yes, and you are compelled to run their fucking asses over.