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I Won't Be Buying Listerine Ever Again

submitted by Pulverizor to whatever 2.8 yearsJun 30, 2021 05:45:02 ago (+35/-0)     (pic8.co)

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[ - ] deleted 7 points 2.8 yearsJun 30, 2021 06:14:31 ago (+7/-0)

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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 2.8 yearsJun 30, 2021 07:32:50 ago (+2/-0)

You're not supposed to swallow.

[ - ] Cunt 2 points 2.8 yearsJun 30, 2021 09:18:08 ago (+2/-0)

It doesn't matter. It gives you cancer of the mouth and tongue just by using as directed. Why do you think it burns and taste so foul? @Pulverizor

[ - ] VitaminSieg 1 point 2.8 yearsJun 30, 2021 14:48:23 ago (+1/-0)

Original Listerine is just alcohol and caramel for color. Alcohol will burn your diseased cancourous faggot mouth.

[ - ] Cunt 0 points 2.8 yearsJun 30, 2021 19:10:36 ago (+0/-0)

I'm pretty sure it is the alcohol that gives you cancer but I could be wrong.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 1 point 2.8 yearsJul 1, 2021 23:38:49 ago (+1/-0)

Is the their slogan? It should be "Burns like fire but at least your mouth won't taste like shit, you cum eating faggot."

[ - ] Pulverizor [op] 0 points 2.8 yearsJun 30, 2021 07:24:56 ago (+0/-0)

It's poison?

[ - ] yesiknow 0 points 2.8 yearsJun 30, 2021 16:46:24 ago (+0/-0)

"Because it was on the shelf and a commercial told me to buy it. I want all my friends to know I'm good and do what i'm told."

Is there anything else that goes through their heads when they're "shopping"?

[ - ] MonkeysSmarterThanNiggers 6 points 2.8 yearsJun 30, 2021 09:51:23 ago (+6/-0)

if they truly supported lgbtp youth they'd donate to psychiatric wards

[ - ] yesiknow 0 points 2.8 yearsJun 30, 2021 16:43:51 ago (+0/-0)

They believe they're more highly evolved and closer to god. Its a cult fetish. The globalists are 100% nutbar insane. If anyone actually gave a shit about anyone of their own that really does have the fuckedupness of gender disphoria they'd kill the fucking globalists.

[ - ] MonkeysSmarterThanNiggers 1 point 2.8 yearsJun 30, 2021 17:12:38 ago (+1/-0)

closer to god

they are.

because their god is satan.

[ - ] account deleted by user 5 points 2.8 yearsJun 30, 2021 06:47:38 ago (+5/-0)

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[ - ] Yargiyankooli 1 point 2.8 yearsJun 30, 2021 08:32:39 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah my wife and I throw up every time we see that.

What are you trying to do, maybe I can suggest an alternative

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.8 yearsJun 30, 2021 11:31:18 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Yargiyankooli 0 points 2.8 yearsJun 30, 2021 12:56:32 ago (+0/-0)

Awww your upset about something :/

[ - ] Pulverizor [op] 0 points 2.8 yearsJun 30, 2021 07:27:15 ago (+0/-0)

Install a safespace.js.

[ - ] try 0 points 2.8 yearsJun 30, 2021 08:29:12 ago (+0/-0)

seems ok on primary page : https://nodejs.org/en/

but its worse on some pages, it has hate hoaxes all over the jewed site :
https://nodejs.org/en/black-lives-matter/

TIME TO FORK node.js to "whitenode.js"

[ - ] fightknightHERO 2 points 2.8 yearsJun 30, 2021 06:29:37 ago (+2/-0)

tastes like Atrazine and and goy dissolvent

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.8 yearsJun 30, 2021 11:51:41 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Steelerfish 1 point 2.8 yearsJun 30, 2021 09:10:50 ago (+1/-0)

I would imagine that Listerine is quite effective for sanitizing one’s mouth after a good ass eating session….

[ - ] ModernGuilt 1 point 2.8 yearsJun 30, 2021 07:21:50 ago (+1/-0)

It gives you aids

[ - ] try 1 point 2.8 yearsJun 30, 2021 06:29:02 ago (+1/-0)

M. Night Shyamalan PLOT TWIST :

The latest Listerine is packed with estrogen to shrink your testicles to raisins, and TURN YOU INTO A TRANNY!

[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 2.8 yearsJun 30, 2021 14:57:09 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 0 points 2.8 yearsJun 30, 2021 12:36:54 ago (+0/-0)

I thought faggots didn't like it when you spit?

[ - ] GoatsAdvocate 0 points 2.8 yearsJun 30, 2021 12:28:13 ago (+0/-0)

Good go to a local store and buy something natural like tea tree oil or coconut oil.

[ - ] LoliNeko 0 points 2.8 yearsJun 30, 2021 11:35:02 ago (+0/-0)

I've been using mouthwash (Colgate) regularly, especially in recent times, after brushing and flossing.

I do wonder if what I'm doing is overkill, or simply just placebo.

[ - ] letsgetit 0 points 2.8 yearsJun 30, 2021 09:45:03 ago (+0/-0)

Listerine destroys the inside of your mouth anyway. Killing the good and bad bacteria. And there are better natural mouthwashes out there.

Just stay away from mouthwashes in general. Bush and Floss

[ - ] YamaMaya 0 points 2.8 yearsJun 30, 2021 06:02:30 ago (+0/-0)

What the fuck is the IQ+? They add new letters every other day.

[ - ] Wahaha 6 points 2.8 yearsJun 30, 2021 08:17:43 ago (+6/-0)

Q must be for the Q-tards.

[ - ] SmokeyMeadow 2 points 2.8 yearsJun 30, 2021 08:53:59 ago (+2/-0)

The fags add a new letter every week in order to properly demoralize. Remember, there are tons of "allies" on the Left who supposedly stand with everything that abbreviation represents. What better way to fuck with them, than adding a new thing periodically that they MUST accept and proudly represent, even if they don't 100% know what it is. They better fucking find out what it is, or be cancelled for bigotry.

[ - ] Pulverizor [op] 1 point 2.8 yearsJun 30, 2021 07:21:10 ago (+1/-0)

Net IQ gain when the trannies off themselves?

[ - ] MonkeysSmarterThanNiggers 1 point 2.8 yearsJun 30, 2021 09:55:51 ago (+1/-0)

"i" means intersex, a fancy term for "people born with genital mutations"
"q" means queer, a fancy term for "faggot"

[ - ] Cunt 0 points 2.8 yearsJun 30, 2021 09:21:46 ago (+0/-0)

Q stands for Queer, which is queer/confusing and I stands for Intersex/hermaphrodite, the tiny percentage of genital and X/Y chromosome defects that they use to justify their whole "sex/gender is a spectrum" bullshit.

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 1 point 2.8 yearsJun 30, 2021 12:40:20 ago (+1/-0)

I pissed a faggot off once by saying there were only 2 genders and a birth defect. (hermaphrodite)

The "Q" is probably for Tumblrinas who aren't actually gay, but who want to be part of the special snowflake brigade without having to actually do gay shit.

[ - ] Cunt 0 points 2.8 yearsJun 30, 2021 19:11:17 ago (+0/-0)

Lol!

And ahhh that might be it.

[ - ] YamaMaya 0 points 2.8 yearsJun 30, 2021 09:39:54 ago (+0/-0)

Wtf is queer even? Im assuming just a faggot in twitterspeak.

[ - ] chrimony 2 points 2.8 yearsJun 30, 2021 11:44:23 ago (+2/-0)

Wtf is queer even? Im assuming just a faggot in twitterspeak.

Somebody who isn't straight, but doesn't want to put themselves firmly in any one of the already established categories. Clown World decoder ring.

[ - ] Cunt 0 points 2.8 yearsJun 30, 2021 19:09:53 ago (+0/-0)

It used to be a slightly milder insult than faggot but more than fairy. Maybe they are just trying to take it back?)

[ - ] Jiggggg 0 points 2.8 yearsJun 30, 2021 12:06:57 ago (+0/-0)

I've also seen the Q stand for "questioning" which just makes me laugh