I discovered the simple joy of trolling hipster coffee shop employees like ordering normal coffee and using English words like large or medium. It’s the simple and subtle things that matter as you grow up. Hehe - Upgoat

I discovered the simple joy of trolling hipster coffee shop employees like ordering normal coffee and using English words like large or medium. It’s the simple and subtle things that matter as you grow up. Hehe
submitted by Goatboy to whatever 4.0 yearsJun 28, 2021 10:19:44 ago (+18/-1) (whatever)

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 11 points 4.0 yearsJun 28, 2021 12:23:02 ago (+11/-0)

I troll them by not drinking that shit

[ - ] Steelerfish 0 points 4.0 yearsJun 29, 2021 02:07:47 ago (+0/-0)

I’ll take a water and a lemon please…..
No charge and you waste her time for yummy filtered tap water with a 12 hour old lemon slice….
Paper straw and such…

[ - ] Lordbananafist 6 points 4.0 yearsJun 28, 2021 10:40:03 ago (+7/-1)

Did you discover it 30 fucking years ago when stand-up comedians were making that joke?

[ + ] Hey_guys_whats_up

[ - ] Hey_guys_whats_up 17 points 4.0 yearsJun 28, 2021 11:09:56 ago (+17/-0)

He's showing them who's boss at $10.50 a cup.

[ + ] Goatboy

[ - ] Goatboy [op] 0 points 4.0 yearsJun 28, 2021 16:26:06 ago (+0/-0)

Yes. I support their corporate overlords and their corporate overlords support me.

[ + ] Wahaha

[ - ] Wahaha 0 points 4.0 yearsJun 28, 2021 11:14:06 ago (+0/-0)

Classics are timeless.

[ + ] Goatboy

[ - ] Goatboy [op] 0 points 4.0 yearsJun 28, 2021 16:23:45 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] spasswerk 0 points 4.0 yearsJun 29, 2021 22:29:40 ago (+0/-0)

Since when do you call a small a tall? Total crap.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 4.0 yearsJun 28, 2021 14:20:09 ago (+1/-0)

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[ + ] Empire_of_the_Mind

[ - ] Empire_of_the_Mind 0 points 4.0 yearsJun 28, 2021 19:29:22 ago (+0/-0)

it's a gay coffee shpo

[ - ] account deleted by user 1 point 4.0 yearsJun 28, 2021 11:44:04 ago (+1/-0)

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[ + ] Jiggggg

[ - ] Jiggggg 1 point 4.0 yearsJun 28, 2021 13:07:09 ago (+1/-0)

The only time I get coffee outside of my house is when I'm on the road or maybe meeting someone for coffee, and then it's always to a small local place. Coffee is just so cheap to make at home that it's really hard to justify spending $5+ for it at Starby's

[ + ] gabara

[ - ] gabara 1 point 4.0 yearsJun 28, 2021 13:54:07 ago (+1/-0)

They aren't coffee, they're milkshakes.

[ - ] GoatsAdvocate 0 points 4.0 yearsJun 28, 2021 14:16:58 ago (+0/-0)

They get the last laugh when a cup is $5.

[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 4.0 yearsJun 28, 2021 14:00:33 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] gabara 0 points 4.0 yearsJun 28, 2021 13:53:48 ago (+0/-0)

I'll have a Large Double Double and can you hurry I have real work to go get to.

[ + ] yesiknow

[ - ] yesiknow 0 points 4.0 yearsJun 28, 2021 16:53:00 ago (+0/-0)

Warren Buffet berkshire hathaway owned.

the biggest pimp of anti white race mixing ads.

all supplies from china

communist globalist piece of shit Horton's

[ - ] Nosferatjew 0 points 4.0 yearsJun 28, 2021 12:12:04 ago (+0/-0)

Wtf even is a "venti" anyway?

[ + ] AndrewBlazeIt

[ - ] AndrewBlazeIt 0 points 4.0 yearsJun 28, 2021 13:54:44 ago (+0/-0)

Some fuckin hoighty toighty phrase to make people feel sophisticated so when they pay $12 for a coffee they don’t feel retarded

[ - ] Goatboy [op] 0 points 4.0 yearsJun 28, 2021 10:23:09 ago (+0/-0)

The more smug the phd grad turned barista, the funner the trolling becomes.

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