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I am a good software developer but I've never found a place that I like working at. As my "career" of fixing other people's shit code and feeling like an idiot for not understanding the mess they created but never being allowed to create anything myself because that went to the people who created the existing messes progressed I ended up in worse and worse jobs getting disrespected by people I would dominate all day and night if coding were a sport and not some shitty political trend chasing group think clique. Yet it is that and skill is usually measured by who enjoys sucking dick the most. The cherry on top is when I was in college I would always say why the fuck are you making us learn this stupid shit that has nothing to do with programming and
NO ONE LISTENED TO ME and of course nowadays a few months in a code boot camp and you can get a job. Meanwhile I am now way above that skill level and the boot camp shitheads are getting jobs, people are saying "we can't find enough programmers", and no one will hire me. Not even as a code drone who is willing to fix all their broken shit. I could go on and on but I won't.

I've sent out several hundred resumes over the last year+ that I haven't been programming and basically had no interest. God this pisses me off because programming is what I spent idk half of my life getting good at and now these idiots won't even hire me to do basic bug fixes. You could say it's a bit of a slap in the face and also a bit of a betrayed by the society that told me to get a job doing this shit and they just chewed me up and spit me out and now I'm sitting here like an asshole with my dick in my hand. Let me tell you this. When I left my last dumb ass job I mentally compared myself to the other programmers and figured I could probably learn nothing new for five years and come back and do that job without missing a beat. Yet here the fuck I am out in the cold.

I think the problem is the last third of my employment history makes me look like a job hopper (in reality I landed three suck jobs in a row).

I have no respect for office drones but I understand them. They aren't thinkers they are protocol followers. So I have absolutely no ethical reservations about wholly lying to them so that I can get the job fixing their retardedly designed stupid shit.

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Basically I'm going to roll my last three employers into one employer so I don't look like a job hopper.

I have two options here. One of the companies went out of business so I could say I worked there the whole time or I could make up a company.

If I make up a company I'll need to be able to fake a website and a business and boss phone number. Plus I'll have to answer the phone and disguise my voice and pretend to be different people.

Advice?

PS we need to import more migrants to do these coding jobs am I right.