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[ - ] try 7 points 3.9 yearsJun 27, 2021 06:18:25 ago (+7/-0)*

All that lab had to do was DNA test if it was a "garbage fish" used as fake canned tuna :

"Euthynnus"

i am sure they tested multiple brands of canned real tuna as a control as did reporters.

It is 80% chance of being "Euthynnus alletteratus"

lazy lab for not proving it was Euthynnus alletteratus : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_tunny

chink supplier no doubt

This supplier to subway cannery, highly probable :

https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/Frozen-Whole-Round-Bonito-Fish-Euthynnus_50017462955.html?spm=a2700.galleryofferlist.normal_offer.d_title.52302b76PDHgDb

Only $700 per METRIC TON of garbage fish Euthynnus alletteratus from that link, min order 52 tons.

So for $700 * 52 = $36,400 you can provide canning materials to create tuna for 33% of the normal cost of skipjack tuna.

repeat process as make tens of millions of dollars!

Thanks again Subway!





[ - ] Ozark [op] 2 points 3.9 yearsJun 27, 2021 06:27:30 ago (+2/-0)

If the meat comes from any member of the Scombridae family it would still be considered tuna.

[ - ] try 5 points 3.9 yearsJun 27, 2021 06:33:08 ago (+5/-0)*

actually....
foodies and sailors consider THAT species inedible almost and only fit for discount cat food.

and in France or Canada, you would go to prison selling that species as mislabeled "tuna"

51 species of Scombridae family, but only a few are commercially used as canned tuna and called "tuna" in pickier countries : France , Canada , a few others.

Due to sushi mislabeling some us state laws also ban calling that tuna.

I bet a chemical process at a cannery could remove some of the cat food odor of a warmer climate region caught Euthynnus alletteratus. trimethylamine and trimethylamine oxide can be attenuated before canning by chopping chunks into cheese waste "casein" and soaking and tumbling 30 minutes before canning and cooking in can.

Other more effective ways not involving GRAS foods can remove "fishiness".


[ - ] Ozark [op] 4 points 3.9 yearsJun 27, 2021 06:47:52 ago (+4/-0)

In any case, it's probably a good practice to avoid Subway.

[ - ] try 3 points 3.9 yearsJun 27, 2021 06:53:40 ago (+3/-0)*

I checked USA law.

USA law allows selling that garbage fish and only these others as "canned tuna" if species not mislabeled on can :

TITLE 21 Volume 2 CHAPTER I - April 1, 2020 - 21CFR161.190
PART 161 -- FISH AND SHELLFISH
Subpart B - Requirements for Specific Standardized Fish
Sec. 161.190 Canned tuna :

(2) The fish included in the class known as tuna fish are:

Thunnus thynnus (Linnaeus, 1758) - Northern bluefin tuna

Thunnus maccoyii (Castelnau, 1872) - Southern bluefin tuna

Thunnus alalunga (Bonnaterre, 1788) - Albacore

Thunnus atlanticus (Lesson, 1830) - Blackfin tuna

Thunnus obesus (Lowe, 1839) - Bigeye tuna

Thunnus albacares (Bonnaterre, 1788) - Yellowfin tuna

Thunnus tonggol (Bleeker, 1851) - Longtail tuna

Katsuwonus pelamis (Linnaeus, 1758) - Skipjack tuna

Euthynnus alletteratus (Rafinesque, 1810) - Spotted tunny <<<--- 80% chance this cat food fish is Subways)

Euthynnus lineatus Kishinouye, 1920 - Black skipjack tuna

Euthynnus affinis (Cantor, 1849) - Kawakawa

Allothunnus fallai Serventy, 1948 - Slender tuna

Auxis rochei (Risso, 1810) - Bullet tuna

Auxis thazard (Lacepede, 1800) - Frigate tuna

As I said before, I doubt Canada or France would allow such leniency. France bans fake cinnamon, and 90% of cinnamon sold in USA is fake and illegal to sell in France for example.

So at federal level for CANNING, canned tuna fish can be only from 14 above listed of the 51 species of Scombridae family

14 of 51 species allowed.

Other countries... probably 9 or 8.

So subway broke no USA FEDERAL labeling laws if selling prior-canned "tuna", but might have a legal battle in a couple US States.


[ - ] MasklessTheGreat 1 point 3.9 yearsJun 27, 2021 13:11:25 ago (+1/-0)

Wait just a cotton pickin minute!! Cinnamon is fake? I just learned nuclear bombs were fake and gay the other day and now cinnamon? Shit, boys. Where did that damn blue pill go? It’s too much!

[ - ] try 0 points 3.9 yearsJun 27, 2021 22:16:42 ago (+0/-0)*

Real cinnamon used by mankind for thousands of years (Ancient Romans!!!) is a treasured spice similar to fake unrelated cinnamon. The fake unrelated cinnamon has these bonus properties : far cheaper, far stronger, far darker... but bitter and unwanted aftertaste, and lacking other citruslike tones.

There are about three species they call cinnamon. Only one, the most expensive originally from ceylon, is the best and real, and the one Romans and French use. Others cannot legally be called cinnamon in many countries.

(((bakers))) in usa hide real cinnamon from americans who grow up never tasting real cinnamon.

Its a huge difference.

Even if the price difference per ounce to you does not seem major, remember you need to use a lot more of real cinnamon to get same impact.

[ - ] MasklessTheGreat 0 points 3.9 yearsJun 27, 2021 23:09:13 ago (+0/-0)

It’s the same as the use of corn syrup in everything instead of sugar. Well almost the same because, I believe, there is a bunch of government involvement in forcing the use of that poison.

[ - ] Broc_Liath 0 points 3.9 yearsJun 27, 2021 11:17:03 ago (+0/-0)

I assumed it was some kind of tuna flavoured meat substitute like seitan. That's probably cheaper tbh.

[ - ] yesiknow 3 points 3.9 yearsJun 27, 2021 09:06:43 ago (+4/-1)

Subway is owned by the original family; De Luca, Italian, not Jew.

They've been after Subway for a long time. They were slandering them a while back about the meat being peroxide or something. It came out later that it was a sixty minutes "misrepresentation" type of lie. As for Jared the pedo commercial rep, want to bet it was a jew advertising agency.

I don;t defend fast foo but non jews should be able to run a chain for fuck's sake. Warren Buffet totally sold out to them. Berkshre Hathaway's fast food holdings ads are all race mixing for nationalist Zion jew purity all the time,

[ - ] In_Cog_Nito 1 point 3.9 yearsJun 27, 2021 09:24:38 ago (+1/-0)

I read this story simply as a jew trying to make a few shekels. Their first attempts at blackmail failed, so now they are taking the extortion route.

[ - ] Ozark [op] 1 point 3.9 yearsJun 27, 2021 09:27:05 ago (+1/-0)

My fishing buddy/client owns the local franchise. He is a good guy and I wish for him nothing but the best. When we go to the river my wife fixes sandwiches for us both.

[ - ] Garrett 1 point 3.9 yearsJun 27, 2021 11:45:31 ago (+1/-0)*

Warren buffet is a jew. Spare upper lip full lower lip. Look at pictures of him from when he was younger


The subway ceo is also a jew. Curved Ashkenazi eyes

[ - ] robotflex 1 point 3.9 yearsJun 27, 2021 10:41:14 ago (+1/-0)

“One, it’s so heavily processed that whatever we could pull out, we couldn’t make an identification. Or we got some and there’s just nothing there that’s tuna,” he told the Times.
That's interesting. You'd think they'd have a test that could pull out a random DNA sample, then sequence it and match it against a general database. Even if they were just able to say for certain: "Ok there is DNA in here." or better yet; "The DNA we found is that of a fish". I mean, what were they using a tuna specific DNA test? If they suspect it is not tuna then at least allow for a more diverse range of results. Maybe they lack funding, but this kind of half assed science irritates me.

[ - ] kishind 0 points 3.9 yearsJun 27, 2021 22:20:52 ago (+0/-0)

Why were they using a DNA-specific tuna test? There's definitely better ways to test if something is tuna than running a DNA test on already-cooked meat.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 3.9 yearsJun 27, 2021 10:26:23 ago (+1/-0)

Isn't all their meat Turkey based? I don't eat that shit. We have a little locally owned sub shop that's been here 40 years and has cold beer that's cheap. Fuck subway.

[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 3.9 yearsJun 27, 2021 16:22:41 ago (+0/-0)*

account deleted by user

[ - ] Napierdalator 0 points 3.9 yearsJun 27, 2021 15:37:57 ago (+0/-0)

As for the Tyrone's and Pajeet's DNA on the other hand...

[ - ] fnbs 0 points 3.9 yearsJun 27, 2021 11:33:13 ago (+0/-0)

Who gives a shit, i dont, most all fast food places are not the "real deal"...people that still think it is are clueless, that food is filler, nothing else. eat it in moderation if at all.

[ - ] gabara 0 points 3.9 yearsJun 27, 2021 11:27:43 ago (+0/-0)

Dial gay.

[ - ] ClitorisDestroyer 0 points 3.9 yearsJun 27, 2021 06:46:38 ago (+0/-0)

The story is about saying DNA is real.. Never trust MSM

[ - ] Ozark [op] 4 points 3.9 yearsJun 27, 2021 06:54:44 ago (+5/-1)

Yep, Watson and Crick were total jew tools and Earth is a flat plane carried on a turtle's back./

You flat-Earth faggots are retarded.

[ - ] try 3 points 3.9 yearsJun 27, 2021 07:03:02 ago (+3/-0)

What does the Turtle stand on? More Turtles! Its Turtles All the Way Down!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turtles_all_the_way_down

[ - ] yesiknow 0 points 3.9 yearsJun 27, 2021 09:09:16 ago (+0/-0)

I hate turtles. They give me a toothache. brand name garbage.