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John Mcafee’s alleged last voice message.

submitted by Ozark to videos 2.9 yearsJun 25, 2021 07:54:20 ago (+32/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/cl3hlj.mp4



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[ - ] BoraxTheFungarian 6 points 2.9 yearsJun 25, 2021 09:43:11 ago (+6/-0)

I truly hope John is shitting on the deep state from his hammock in heaven.

[ - ] observation1 2 points 2.9 yearsJun 25, 2021 11:55:40 ago (+2/-0)

That was a troll. He laughed at people who believed that

[ - ] Subarctica 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 25, 2021 23:42:51 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah some faggot anon on the internet definitely knows more about the intentions of what someone says, than the actual fucking person saying it. Checks out. Fucking an hero already.

[ - ] observation1 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 26, 2021 02:58:57 ago (+0/-0)*

Ironically thats precisely why I know he was trolling because he literally said he was.

This means, if you were consistent with your belief, that somebody on the internet couldn't know more about intention than the person saying it, without being a homosexual; then its precisely your accusation, that makes YOU the faggot.

See how that works, you obvious shit swallower?

[ - ] Systemisgay 5 points 2.9 yearsJun 25, 2021 13:38:15 ago (+5/-0)

I will remember him for slowing down my PC with his shitty antivirus

[ - ] Had 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 25, 2021 15:51:08 ago (+0/-0)

Antivirus is the same racket as pharmaceutical companies. They need more diseases to treat, so they create the disease and then sell the cure.

[ - ] Splooge 5 points 2.9 yearsJun 25, 2021 10:06:39 ago (+5/-0)*

Transcript:

"People have, uh, suggested that it's not REALLY me, uh, tweeting, uh... on my Twitter account since I'm in prison.

Uh... most of you know my voice, uh... for those that do not, my humor, which is, uh, obscure, certainly must shine through.

In any case, uh, it is actually me. But... now more important things.

I love you all. And I miss being able to share videos and photos with you. It is IMPOSSIBLE for America to extradite me -- I do believe this.

All the documentation they have, uh, quote 'discovered' about me, they simply pulled out of their ass. And the Spanish people and Spanish courts are not... stupid.

So, do not worry. Um, I may even g-- uh, get out on bail... in a week or two, and if not, I will eventually be freed here.

Uh, I do miss you all, and wish that I could share fully... with you. Uh, I love you... keep up the fight... against the madness and cancer that's been invading America.

Goodbye my friends."

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 25, 2021 13:58:57 ago (+1/-0)

"I will eventually be freed here."

It sounded like he misspoke on normal speed, but on 2x speed it sounds perfectly like "eventually."

[ - ] Splooge 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 25, 2021 14:31:50 ago (+1/-0)

You're right. Transcript updated, thanks for your help.

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 25, 2021 14:34:23 ago (+1/-1)

No problem. Thank you for taking the time to type out that transcript.

[ - ] Splooge 2 points 2.9 yearsJun 25, 2021 15:06:09 ago (+2/-0)

We have to support our hard-of-hearing goats and goats that identify as hearing impaired. We're a progressive, accepting community, you don't see other communities coming together like this. They're the real racists. :3

[ - ] ArcturianDeathTrap 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 25, 2021 18:28:20 ago (+1/-0)

Wish we coulda met. The spacekikes delayed my money. Coulda stayed free.

https://i.ibb.co/G39mkhP/john-mcafee-1624573628158.jpg

[ - ] Nosferatjew 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 25, 2021 13:57:53 ago (+1/-0)

F

[ - ] observation1 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 25, 2021 11:56:38 ago (+1/-0)

Good dude. Larger than life.

[ - ] Ploymroph -6 points 2.9 yearsJun 25, 2021 08:12:51 ago (+0/-6)

It's tohuwabohu for worshipping goys. Stop worshipping, goy