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Joe Blow died and met Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates of Heaven, and Saint Peter greets him and says lets look and see if you are on the list. Well it says here that you robbed an 80 year old woman, and you raped a 90 year old woman, and there's a whole lot more here but I am not going to waste any more time on you. You must go to the basement.

"You mean to Hell?" asks the nigger

"that's right" Said Saint Peter, "now get on down there"

So Joe Blow the nigger arrives at hell and is welcomed by Satan. Satan tells him that he can choose from any of the three doors that are before them, his choice is where he is going to spend all eternity.

The devil opens the first door and it is a huge area full of people on their heads with the ground covered in broken glass. Joe Blow nigger says, "that looks painful. Can I see the next one?"

Satan opens door number two, and the area is full of people again all on their heads, only now the floor is covered with tacks and gravel and legos. The nigger thinks this looks to be too painful to endure for eternity, so he asks "can I see what is behind that other door?"

So Satan opens the third door. Behind the door is a very, very large area with millions of people all standing knee deep in shit eating doughnuts and drinking coffee and chit chatting with each other. The stench is unbearable but Joe figures that the stench is better to endure than the pain of the first two doors. So Joe tells the Devil that he chooses door number 3.

Satan tells Joe Blow the nigger to go on in, and the door closes behind nigger Joe. As he is looking around trying to locate the source of the coffee and doughnuts a loud voice comes from above. "Coffee Break is Over"