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Cuban vs Reuben Sandwich

submitted by fartcocker69 to whatever 3.9 yearsJun 18, 2021 23:50:22 ago (+5/-0)     (whatever)

Which is superior and why?


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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 9 points 3.9 yearsJun 18, 2021 23:56:12 ago (+9/-0)

Reuben is superior. Sauerkraut is fucking delicious when paired with corned beef, swiss cheese, Russian dressing and rye bread. It's not even up for debate. Ham, pork, pickles, mustard and Cuban bread? Fuck outta here. Any bread you have to wait in line for, because you're fucking starving, is inferior to rye bread made with care. Ham and pork? Pick one you fucking animals. No. Fucking no, reubens are way better than Cubans. How dare you even ask.

[ - ] account deleted by user 3 points 3.9 yearsJun 19, 2021 00:30:18 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 3.9 yearsJun 19, 2021 00:37:55 ago (+2/-0)

That's a fair argument. Cubans are good, but anything with sauerkraut gets extra points.

[ - ] Yargiyankooli 1 point 3.9 yearsJun 19, 2021 00:14:25 ago (+2/-1)

Ham and pork is the same animal jackass

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 5 points 3.9 yearsJun 19, 2021 00:19:35 ago (+5/-0)

Go look up the ingredients for a cuban sandwich and go fuck yourself

[ - ] Yargiyankooli 0 points 3.9 yearsJun 19, 2021 23:17:12 ago (+0/-0)

Ham is a pig. Pork is a pig. Which is the second animal??

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 0 points 3.9 yearsJun 20, 2021 02:25:44 ago (+0/-0)

The animals are the ones that put both meats on the same bread. If you had reading comprehension you'd know that's what I was saying. You're arguing a point that wasn't made.

[ - ] beece 1 point 3.9 yearsJun 19, 2021 08:30:15 ago (+1/-0)

Your argument is unassailable Peckerwood.

[ - ] deleted 3 points 3.9 yearsJun 19, 2021 01:28:23 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] Jiggggg 2 points 3.9 yearsJun 19, 2021 07:08:48 ago (+2/-0)

Here's the reply I was looking for. Really surprised more people here aren't calling out the jewishness of corned beef in America

[ - ] fartcocker69 [op] 0 points 3.9 yearsJun 21, 2021 00:11:45 ago (+0/-0)

How do you know if it's 'jewishness' or a jew taking credit for a good invention?

[ - ] Nosferatjew 3 points 3.9 yearsJun 19, 2021 01:25:36 ago (+3/-0)

French dip. Next question.

[ - ] taoV 3 points 3.9 yearsJun 19, 2021 00:48:01 ago (+3/-0)

The reuben, becuase it is the perfect test sandwich for a new restaurant. Bit more obscure than the unfuckuppable cheeseburger, but forgiving enough that a bad one signals poor cooking overall. A good reuben is a good omen.

[ - ] try 2 points 3.9 yearsJun 19, 2021 03:13:38 ago (+2/-0)

NYC style reuben : Sauerkraut , rye, real swiss grilled , mustard

2nd place : Chicago style : no Sauerkraut, but coleslaw

last place : abominable so-called "cubans" when in reality no one in cuba can ever afford real meat ever from socialism/communism

[ - ] beece 1 point 3.9 yearsJun 19, 2021 08:29:42 ago (+1/-0)*

The fuck outta here....they put coleslaw and not kraut on Reubens in Chicago? No wonder the niggers are always killing each other in that city. That's some fucked up shit right there.

[ - ] try 1 point 3.9 yearsJun 19, 2021 12:25:09 ago (+1/-0)

yes and it spread for 300 miles in every direction around Chicago, and as far as Toledo / Detroit you get a choice of NYC style or Chicago style with coleslaw.

Try both and compare. The other is like pouring sugar on the sandwich... its not bad at all, if you want a candy Reuben.

[ - ] AndrewBlazeIt 2 points 3.9 yearsJun 19, 2021 01:37:09 ago (+2/-0)

Cubans are pretty good, but corned beef beats the shit out of both ham and roast pork.

[ - ] xmasskull 2 points 3.9 yearsJun 19, 2021 00:18:22 ago (+2/-0)

Flip a coin,they're both delicious,might depend on where you like to get them.Some places are better than others.

[ - ] nc22 1 point 3.9 yearsJun 19, 2021 14:33:42 ago (+1/-0)

The ancient Jewish sage Hillel the Elder is said to have wrapped meat from the Paschal lamb and bitter herbs between two pieces of old-fashioned soft matzah—flat, unleavened bread—during Passover in the manner of a modern wrap made with flatbread.
All "sand-WITCH" are jewish.
Eat like a man!
Croque-monsieur - croquer ("to bite") and the word monsieur ("mister") - originated in French cafés and bars as a quick snack.
aka. the Monte Cristo.

[ - ] ToNigIsToNog 1 point 3.9 yearsJun 19, 2021 14:08:50 ago (+1/-0)

Cuban is better because it isn't jewish. you won't find jews at delis ordering that. but think new york deli and.. tiny hat.