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Bonk

submitted by deleted to Hiddenlol 2.9 yearsJun 13, 2021 16:20:12 ago (+46/-0)     (Hiddenlol)

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[ - ] Xantha 9 points 2.9 yearsJun 13, 2021 17:05:38 ago (+9/-0)

That was a satisfying KO.

[ - ] try 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 13, 2021 20:27:07 ago (+2/-1)*

Martial arts pants? That attempted murderer wearing martial arts pants will no doubt show up in court records in other prior assaults, and will serve 7 years for that nations equivalent of "aggravated assault"

All people I know with black belts say that they are logged into various state records, and its used against them in court.

[ - ] Xantha 2 points 2.9 yearsJun 13, 2021 21:20:50 ago (+2/-0)

Yeah, I can see trained martial artists being logged into a database or having their training used against them by the legal system-- happens to veterans all the time.

[ - ] UrCoolerOlderBrother 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 13, 2021 23:23:30 ago (+1/-0)

No, it doesn't. I've been involved with martial arts and combat sports all of my life, and I have only ever heard one legit story about a person receiving enhanced charges based on their training.

[ - ] i_hate_sodomites 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 14, 2021 18:36:33 ago (+0/-0)

Jesus, all these faggots dragging out that old trope about black belts having to register as "weapons". God, dumb fucking cunts were saying this about Bruce Lee when I was a kid.

None of this is true. Only the worst fucking soytards believe this horseshit.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 13, 2021 21:56:03 ago (+0/-0)*

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[ - ] try -1 points 2.9 yearsJun 13, 2021 22:25:45 ago (+0/-1)

it happens in Massachusetts and New york state. Probably many others. Buddy got railed in a boston court and he was defending himself but his legs were legally defined as "a deadly weapon" and that alters charges.

[ - ] Antiliberalsociety 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 14, 2021 08:08:51 ago (+1/-0)

That was in Russia, dipshit.

[ - ] try 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 14, 2021 08:12:33 ago (+0/-0)

are you illiterate? I clearly said it was another nation in this thread?

and will serve 7 years for that nations equivalent of "aggravated assault"

I am convinced you are a paid JIDF shill at this point.

[ - ] Antiliberalsociety 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 14, 2021 08:42:10 ago (+1/-0)

You edited that in dipshit. That doesn't happen in Russia.

[ - ] try 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 14, 2021 08:54:41 ago (+0/-0)

FUCKIN LIAR!!!!

""12 hours ago (+1/-2)*""

you keep arguing with my posts and using false kike lies.

12 hours ago it and all prior versions said clearly :

and will serve 7 years for that nations equivalent of "aggravated assault"

I edited nothing in, that is what kikes like you do.

I stated it was another nation clearly from the beginning, and 12 hours later you misread it because you are illiterate.

And now you are a liar.

I am convinced you are a paid JIDF shill at this point.

[ - ] Antiliberalsociety 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 14, 2021 14:04:52 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] try 0 points 17 hours ago (+2/-2)
Martial arts pants? That attempted murderer wearing martial arts pants will no doubt show up in court records in other prior assaults, and will serve 7 years for that nations equivalent of "aggravated assault"

You see that little asterisk ? That means you edited that in after the fact.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 14, 2021 04:14:50 ago (+0/-0)

So all you have to do is refuse the "black" belt and you are off the record no matter how deadly you are?

In reverse can you report people for "having a black belt" so group assault niggers get the full treatment?

[ - ] account deleted by user [op] 9 points 2.9 yearsJun 13, 2021 16:33:13 ago (+9/-0)

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[ - ] account deleted by user [op] 7 points 2.9 yearsJun 13, 2021 18:03:47 ago (+7/-0)

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[ - ] oyy_veyy_goyy 5 points 2.9 yearsJun 13, 2021 20:00:46 ago (+5/-0)

Damn, what a badass. Both guys looked a bit bigger than him yet he pretty much dominated the fight.

[ - ] MonkeysSmarterThanNiggers 4 points 2.9 yearsJun 13, 2021 17:32:10 ago (+4/-0)

whiteggers

[ - ] fightknightHERO 2 points 2.9 yearsJun 13, 2021 17:52:16 ago (+2/-0)

RusNiggers

[ - ] WigSplitter 4 points 2.9 yearsJun 13, 2021 17:29:31 ago (+4/-0)

That’s why I keep lumber in every room of my home.

[ - ] Unused_Rain_Coat 6 points 2.9 yearsJun 13, 2021 17:48:35 ago (+6/-0)

slumber lumber

[ - ] account deleted by user [op] 3 points 2.9 yearsJun 13, 2021 20:41:51 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] SparklingWiggle 3 points 2.9 yearsJun 13, 2021 23:35:45 ago (+3/-0)

I'm not so sure he woke up.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 13, 2021 23:35:07 ago (+1/-0)

I hide it in my walls.

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 14, 2021 10:52:20 ago (+0/-0)

I went so extreemely far out that my whole house is made out of lumber!

[ - ] whostolemyusername 4 points 2.9 yearsJun 13, 2021 16:24:50 ago (+4/-0)

*Debonk

[ - ] Deathstalker 3 points 2.9 yearsJun 13, 2021 21:02:20 ago (+3/-0)

Lumber prices getting them too?

[ - ] account deleted by user [op] 2 points 2.9 yearsJun 13, 2021 20:39:46 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] observation1 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 13, 2021 21:48:19 ago (+0/-0)

Ah, he didn't think about the acillary 2x4

[ - ] Cantaloupe -1 points 2.9 yearsJun 13, 2021 22:39:34 ago (+0/-1)

Don't hit someone in head with a board, that's dangerous; maybe the leg so they stop fighting.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 4 points 2.9 yearsJun 13, 2021 23:36:35 ago (+4/-0)

He tried other things. They didn't work. The board to the head worked.

[ - ] Kozel 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 14, 2021 22:08:24 ago (+0/-0)

clearly you did not understand the objective control of the fight. He recognized the danger of stick and maintained it out of play. However, when two attackers worked together to obtain the stick into their arsenal he acted quickly to negotiate the situation by neutralizing stick wielder and instructing henchman to dial the ambulance.