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I just did 3 x 10 pushups then failed on 3.

submitted by GrayDragon to AskASiteExpert 2.9 yearsJun 8, 2021 15:01:41 ago (+12/-1)     (AskASiteExpert)

I am a faggot. As a site expert, close fucking enough.

God I am a pussy.



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[ - ] HughBriss 4 points 2.9 yearsJun 8, 2021 15:54:56 ago (+4/-0)

Keep working at it. The fact you tried is good. I don't know how old you are, but a lot of young men can barely do 10. Keep us posted.

[ - ] lord_nougat 3 points 2.9 yearsJun 8, 2021 17:01:03 ago (+3/-0)

Grats!

Gotta start somewhere!

Keep up the great work!!

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 2.9 yearsJun 8, 2021 15:58:59 ago (+3/-0)

God I am a pussy

First bit of truth I've seen outta you.

[ - ] whostolemyusername 2 points 2.9 yearsJun 8, 2021 15:18:05 ago (+2/-0)

That depends if you are doing a proper push up or not, Thats not bad for proper push ups but shit for push ups with bad form, But either way everyone has to start somewhere.


Make sure you eat a load of protein and get a load of micronutrients too, You need shit like magnesium and phosphorus for building muscle so make sure you eat a load of veg too, Salad is unironically a great for muscle growth and its more palatable when you can have a ton of meat in it, Rest days are important too, One day on one day off is pretty much optimal if you go hard on the on day.

[ - ] Systemisgay 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 8, 2021 15:57:55 ago (+1/-0)

How come salad make me poop blood

[ - ] whostolemyusername 8 points 2.9 yearsJun 8, 2021 16:10:37 ago (+8/-0)

Thats the nightly anal sex you engage in.

[ - ] lord_nougat 3 points 2.9 yearsJun 8, 2021 17:02:29 ago (+3/-0)

Yer supposed to eat the salad with yer mouth, not shove it up yer arse!

[ - ] doginventer 2 points 2.9 yearsJun 8, 2021 17:33:07 ago (+2/-0)

Says who?

[ - ] lord_nougat 3 points 2.9 yearsJun 8, 2021 17:41:45 ago (+3/-0)

I said it, just now!

[ - ] doginventer 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 8, 2021 18:59:57 ago (+1/-0)

Oh thats right, very sensible too.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 8, 2021 18:43:07 ago (+1/-0)

Yes, you are a faggot pussy. Clearly you need to drink more soy.

[ - ] GrayDragon [op] 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 12, 2021 08:03:22 ago (+0/-0)

Meet me on the battlefield. I thought you were cool. I bet you have no balls to show your face like me and my fellow Goats.

Who is the pussy? Nosferatjew is!

[ - ] account deleted by user 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 8, 2021 17:43:31 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Armiger 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 9, 2021 12:04:28 ago (+0/-0)

Look up frequency training/ladder training - perfect for increasing max number of pushups.

[ - ] Kozel 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 8, 2021 21:16:14 ago (+0/-0)

As a site expert

Don't make excuses for being a pussy.

[ - ] GrayDragon [op] 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 12, 2021 07:55:37 ago (+0/-0)

Thanks. I always rely on experts. Fauci is an expert too!

[ - ] pickingrinninspittin 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 8, 2021 20:51:24 ago (+0/-0)

Do your push-ups to failure, even if you're doing 3 sets. Doing them to a fixed nbr of reps limits your progress. The first day will seem like hell but you adjust quickly.

[ - ] Unused_Rain_Coat 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 8, 2021 15:18:16 ago (+1/-1)

I'm not sure if this is some lame ass joke but I will think you are being honest

First. you did nothing wrong and the fact you tried is all that matters

I rather you at least get off your ass and try instead of sitting down eating a pizza or chugging down sugar water


I have no doubt you can double the amount of pushups within 8 months

the best thing that helped me when I started working out was a good Diet and going for walks at state parks. 3 weeks I basically lost all my extra fat and Was only gaining muscle really quickly

[ - ] account deleted by user 3 points 2.9 yearsJun 8, 2021 16:26:29 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] Unused_Rain_Coat 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 8, 2021 17:09:47 ago (+1/-0)

I'm just assuming he wants to take things slowly and is overweight by 30 or 40 pounds

[ - ] mannerbund 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 8, 2021 18:17:11 ago (+1/-0)

Wow, did you just assume the OP's gender?

I was able to go from 5-8 push ups to 30 push ups in a month with barely any effort, an attempt or two, every other day. With any consistency he should radically improve.

[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 8, 2021 19:25:44 ago (+0/-0)*

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[ - ] NeoNazirite 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 8, 2021 20:08:05 ago (+0/-0)

Did you stop at your first plateau?

Quantifiable gains are relatively quick when starting from scratch.

Gains aren't linear

[ - ] mannerbund 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 8, 2021 20:15:51 ago (+0/-0)

I've lowered my input a lot, but did notice some level of diminishing returns once basic muscle was built. Getting the initial strength to do some is definitely relatively easy to adding numbers in the reps.

[ - ] GrayDragon [op] 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 12, 2021 07:58:31 ago (+0/-0)*

I'm 6'0" and weigh 165#, you faggot. I just showed my face with fellow Goats, you pussy.

Fight me. Any one of you. I will laugh and laugh as I pound your face into the ground.

E: And if you win, I will die trying to kill you. Fucking faggots.


[ - ] HelpAcct123 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 8, 2021 15:04:35 ago (+0/-0)

Whats your max for one set?