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TIL: My neighbor has a helicopter. And not one of those little bubblecopters, a real deal mulitmillion dollar chopper. Like the kind you take to Jurassic Park.

submitted by Nosferatjew to whatever 3.0 yearsJun 6, 2021 12:42:05 ago (+13/-0)     (whatever)

And my other neighbor has a plane.

...here I was thinking my riding mower was cool. Some day.....


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[ - ] lord_nougat 8 points 3.0 yearsJun 6, 2021 13:37:49 ago (+8/-0)

My neighbor has a venereal disease.

[ - ] Nosferatjew [op] 2 points 3.0 yearsJun 6, 2021 13:43:27 ago (+2/-0)

...how do you know this?

[ - ] account deleted by user 10 points 3.0 yearsJun 6, 2021 14:09:54 ago (+10/-0)

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[ - ] Nosferatjew [op] 4 points 3.0 yearsJun 6, 2021 14:57:57 ago (+4/-0)

Now I understand.

[ - ] beece 3 points 3.0 yearsJun 6, 2021 15:27:33 ago (+3/-0)*

When you get your tank, don't overpressure the rounds you fire. It can blow the barrels up, and if you are inside, well, they'll need a scoop shovel and a stout plastic bag to get you out. That just happened not long ago. Was ugly.https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/two-killed-when-wwii-era-tank-explodes-oregon-n452631

[ - ] account deleted by user 2 points 3.0 yearsJun 6, 2021 18:04:08 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] Broc_Liath 3 points 3.0 yearsJun 6, 2021 14:21:22 ago (+3/-0)

You need a tank or a submarine. Russia sells them cheap, get on it.

[ - ] Nosferatjew [op] 1 point 3.0 yearsJun 6, 2021 14:54:17 ago (+1/-0)

You're right, I do need at least a tank.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 3.0 yearsJun 6, 2021 13:08:49 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Nosferatjew [op] 4 points 3.0 yearsJun 6, 2021 13:44:51 ago (+4/-0)

Probably only to commies.

[ - ] Antiliberalsociety 0 points 3.0 yearsJun 7, 2021 09:48:33 ago (+0/-0)

Back in the day my guitarist had a friend who owned a helicopter. We'd throw our summer party with an outdoor jam and we'd have to stop during takeoffs and landings. The city eventually stepped in and forced him to get an "event permit".

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 3.0 yearsJun 6, 2021 22:15:52 ago (+0/-0)

They are opressing you, remind them of their White guilt and make them give everything to niggers for equity reasons.

[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 3.0 yearsJun 6, 2021 18:58:31 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] UrCoolerOlderBrother 0 points 3.0 yearsJun 6, 2021 17:26:18 ago (+0/-0)

Where tf do you live?

[ - ] Guy_Gadbous -1 points 3.0 yearsJun 6, 2021 12:45:14 ago (+0/-1)

Pictures would be nice.....

[ - ] Nosferatjew [op] 1 point 3.0 yearsJun 6, 2021 13:44:14 ago (+1/-0)

I'm not going to dox my neighbor, or myself. So, get fucked.

[ - ] Guy_Gadbous 0 points 3.0 yearsJun 6, 2021 13:53:03 ago (+0/-0)

Then how do we know your neighbors have an airplane and a helicopter?

[ - ] Broc_Liath 2 points 3.0 yearsJun 6, 2021 14:21:55 ago (+2/-0)

Because he said so. People don't just go and lie on the internet.

[ - ] doginventer 1 point 3.0 yearsJun 6, 2021 14:25:40 ago (+1/-0)

^

[ - ] Nosferatjew [op] 1 point 3.0 yearsJun 6, 2021 14:47:01 ago (+1/-0)*

Because I'm a trustworthy guy.

#fingerguns