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King of the Road

submitted by deleted to Hiddenlol 4 yearsJun 1, 2021 20:33:40 ago (+25/-0)     (Hiddenlol)

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[ - ] WigSplitter 5 points 4 yearsJun 1, 2021 22:35:59 ago (+5/-0)

His cowardly shoes just left him behind as they made for orbit.

[ - ] account deleted by user [op] 2 points 4 yearsJun 1, 2021 23:53:02 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] PuttitoutIsGone 5 points 4 yearsJun 1, 2021 20:52:17 ago (+5/-0)

How do you not see that coming? I didn't even see break lights.

[ - ] Broc_Liath 3 points 4 yearsJun 1, 2021 21:37:54 ago (+3/-0)

I'm guessing he was looking right towards his biker buddies.

[ - ] con77 2 points 4 yearsJun 2, 2021 11:23:36 ago (+2/-0)

another covid death

[ - ] MonkeysSmarterThanNiggers 2 points 4 yearsJun 2, 2021 09:35:45 ago (+2/-0)

that's but a scratch for him, because he took the covid vaccine

[ - ] con77 1 point 4 yearsJun 2, 2021 11:22:45 ago (+1/-0)

no but he did die from covid

[ - ] Containingabeaver 3 points 4 yearsJun 1, 2021 20:55:40 ago (+4/-1)

Looks like he got the wind knocked out of him

[ - ] paul_neri 2 points 4 yearsJun 1, 2021 22:54:44 ago (+2/-0)

I suspect it was a "she".

[ - ] winners_history 2 points 4 yearsJun 1, 2021 22:32:01 ago (+2/-0)

The only way this could have been better is if there'd been an Aussie Road-Train instead of a minivan.

https://www.outback-australia-travel-secrets.com/australian-road-trains.html

[ - ] ruck_feddit 0 points 4 yearsJun 2, 2021 00:55:52 ago (+0/-0)

That was an interesting read.

[ - ] account deleted by user [op] 2 points 4 yearsJun 1, 2021 20:43:38 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] i_hate_sodomites 1 point 4 yearsJun 2, 2021 06:05:30 ago (+1/-0)

Good. I hate these assholes. Both motorcyclists and regular cyclists in Oregon. They think they can do whatever the fuck they want on any road they want, then get all fucking butt-hurt once something happens to one of their stupid friends. Fuck them all; they're the fucking jews of the road....

[ - ] fightknightHERO 1 point 4 yearsJun 1, 2021 21:03:41 ago (+1/-0)

that bike shattered into a hundred pieces...

what cheap Chinese garbage did this man buy?

[ - ] Broc_Liath 1 point 4 yearsJun 1, 2021 21:38:45 ago (+1/-0)

Looked to me like the mudguard shattered. The other large black piece of debris was his backpack.

[ - ] BoraxTheFungarian 1 point 4 yearsJun 2, 2021 01:07:54 ago (+1/-0)

No, that was the head.

[ - ] FuckingInsaneGoat 1 point 4 yearsJun 2, 2021 01:41:05 ago (+1/-0)

I just watched it a few times zoomed, I'm pretty sure he didn't lose his head.

[ - ] dalai_llama 0 points 4 yearsJun 2, 2021 16:15:46 ago (+0/-0)

Oh please, it was clearly a head.

[ - ] Broc_Liath 0 points 4 yearsJun 2, 2021 03:43:35 ago (+0/-0)

Looks like his backpack to me, you can see the shoulderstraps come to rest on the ground. His body comes to rest facing away from the camera with his head obscured by his torso. Pretty sure if he'd been decapitated there'd be blood everywhere.

[ - ] account deleted by user [op] 0 points 4 yearsJun 2, 2021 11:21:23 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] BoraxTheFungarian 0 points 4 yearsJun 2, 2021 01:07:21 ago (+0/-0)*

Whoa! He fucking lost his head. I stopped that at the goriest friggin spot. Geez