When driving long distances - Upgoat - "where a goat can be a goat"

When driving long distances
submitted by 2Drunk to whatever 3.9 yearsMay 31, 2021 18:10:42 ago (+4/-0) (whatever)

Gatorade bottles make excellent piss bottles.

[ - ] Steelerfish 3 points 3.9 yearsMay 31, 2021 21:27:23 ago (+3/-0)*

Why use Gatorade bottles when you too can be like an astronaut and use depends to drive 600 miles nonstop to kill your cheating ex lover.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 3.9 yearsMay 31, 2021 22:16:31 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] Guy_Gadbous 2 points 3.9 yearsMay 31, 2021 19:17:52 ago (+2/-0)

Just make sure you know which ones you've pissed in....

[ - ] account deleted by user 1 point 3.9 yearsMay 31, 2021 19:29:33 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] con77 1 point 3.9 yearsMay 31, 2021 23:16:54 ago (+1/-0)

necks too small

[ - ] ChefDong 1 point 3.9 yearsJun 1, 2021 03:27:11 ago (+1/-0)

You can possibly into a hole smaller than your dock. You just need to be careful.

[ - ] con77 0 points 3.9 yearsJun 1, 2021 12:54:11 ago (+0/-0)

remembered your alt!

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 3.9 yearsJun 1, 2021 05:45:43 ago (+0/-0)

that was witty con77.You do have a sense of humour, goddamn!

[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 3.9 yearsMay 31, 2021 18:43:39 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] QueenAlt 0 points 3.9 yearsMay 31, 2021 20:07:57 ago (+0/-0)

Not for me

[ - ] 2Drunk [op] 0 points 3.9 yearsMay 31, 2021 20:14:19 ago (+0/-0)

I blame the nu male that let you out of the kitchen. Who am I kidding, unless it has a facebook app you could never use it.

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 3.9 yearsJun 1, 2021 05:44:43 ago (+0/-0)

Yep. And in this Covid times we should avoid pit stops.