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[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 4 yearsMay 31, 2021 08:07:09 ago (+1/-0)

coming home.

[ - ] Wahaha 2 points 4 yearsMay 31, 2021 08:24:53 ago (+2/-0)

None. I forgot most of it already. Few memories survived and none of them are good. With the exception of playing video games. I remember that I've always been bored and the only thing that truly rid me of my boredom was playing video games.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 1 point 4 yearsMay 31, 2021 08:57:57 ago (+1/-0)

Video games are sugar for your brain. Instant gratification with no lasting value. The endorphins last only moments.

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[ - ] SparklingWiggle 4 points 4 yearsMay 31, 2021 08:56:37 ago (+4/-0)

Walking to school and smelling fresh cut grass. Field trips. My first crushes.

[ - ] try 3 points 4 yearsMay 31, 2021 12:16:02 ago (+3/-0)*

CUT GRASS?!?!?
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Genetically ALL ANIMALS are strongly attracted to two smells in incredible olfactory sensitivity:

1 > the smell of damp earth (sidewalk after it rains), to lead animals in deserts to puddles, the smell originates from bacteria and other than pheromones, is one of the most powerful detected scents in animals. https://newatlas.com/science/rain-smell-dirt-bacteria-geosmin-petrichor-evolution/

Animals have a second almost as powerful attraction...


2> The smell of freshly broken or cut grasses. Scientists think its a symbiotic survival tactic of plants to attract animals to locust swarms eating up a grass field. The smells entice animals to come and the reward are locusts (a locust is a fancy name for grasshoppers that mass into occasional swarms). jasmonic acid, and the aldehyde “Cis-3-hexenal” :
https://www.scienceabc.com/nature/what-causes-the-fresh-cut-grass-smell.html

So CUT GRASS and WET EARTH are among the most sensitive smells possible in mammals.

Ovulation chemicals expressed in females (sweat below belly button in primates and above vagina) are also powerfully detected in science tests when a primate (including human) is ovulatiing (the point midway between two periods).

Testosterone on the other hand is MILLIONS of times less powerful, but created in astoundingly high levels in males, so much so, a toxicologist might even quip that testosterone is a poison, due to its sheer volume. But Testosterone of course attracts all females ages 13 and up in soiled garment cotton swatch tests.

If you were a carnivore predator you would also have a profound attraction to freshly spilled animal blood.

SO in order of smell sensitivity survival from above list : WATER First, FOOD (insects) Second, REPRODUCTION Third sensitive smell. The three most powerful scents that motivate all mammals! Grass is second. Cut Grass!!!

[ - ] account deleted by user 2 points 4 yearsMay 31, 2021 13:51:31 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] try 1 point 4 yearsMay 31, 2021 21:31:14 ago (+1/-0)*

Me too. Lawns remind me of playing outside with my child friends, in safe White neighborhoods, via sense RE-ASSOCIATION.

Just as the smell of "autumn spices" (nutmeg, cinnamon) are wired eventually in a White person living in a temperate zone that has winters... gets RE-ASSOCIATED from mere donuts and drinks and candles... into a scent evoking happy memories of past holiday seasons.

Lots of smell oriented primal memories are held in a brain for a lifetime, even if you have not smelled the old style kindergarten white school paste in decades, that minty edible starch paste that used to exist for 100 years of usage, will make a aged person instantly recall kindergarten and first grade. SCHOOL EDIBLE PASTE!

https://www.gpb.org/blogs/the-daily-jog/2013/03/19/was-it-ok-eat-paste-child


Re-smelling of a long-gone ex-lovers associated male cologne product , can make a woman melancholy and weepy with emotional longing. Likewise the rare chance encounter of the smell of a long-gone ex-lovers associated FEMALE shampoo scented product can make a man instantly recall "those days and that woman". Luckily for either sex, hundreds of different scented products exist, so encountering them is not common after a break up.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 2 points 4 yearsMay 31, 2021 22:37:08 ago (+2/-0)

Oddly, I can smell rain before it has arrived, i thought everyone smelled this. I said to someone, "Smell that rain coming." He looked at me like I was nuts. I was flooored he couldn't smell it.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 4 yearsJun 1, 2021 14:22:53 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] QuasiVoat 1 point 4 yearsMay 31, 2021 21:11:39 ago (+1/-0)

That's really interesting, thank you.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 4 yearsMay 31, 2021 17:47:30 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 5 points 4 yearsMay 31, 2021 09:34:15 ago (+5/-0)

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[ - ] QuasiVoat 2 points 4 yearsMay 31, 2021 21:13:39 ago (+2/-0)

Not quite the same, CogD, but growing up living in a mostly White area. It's why affluent Whites don't tend to hate/mistrust blacks because they don't experience them. Plus blacks get exponentially worse the larger proportion they are.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 4 yearsJun 1, 2021 09:15:17 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] QuasiVoat 0 points 4 yearsJun 2, 2021 15:24:01 ago (+0/-0)

Didn't know what a sambok was until i looked it up just now. Do you remember what the demon did to deserve that beating? (I'm sure he/she deserved it)

[ - ] deleted 1 point 4 yearsJun 3, 2021 01:19:44 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] QuasiVoat 0 points 4 yearsJun 3, 2021 10:31:16 ago (+0/-0)

Yikes, that must have been traumatic.

[ - ] Goatboy 2 points 4 yearsMay 31, 2021 10:04:34 ago (+2/-0)

I won a poetry competition and it was one of the only times my mom took a day off work to go to lunch with me and my teacher. Shout out to my latch key homies.

[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 4 yearsMay 31, 2021 13:54:07 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 2 points 4 yearsMay 31, 2021 12:16:02 ago (+2/-0)

Field trips, having classes with no niggers, teachers and staff who were motherly and caring, and not purple haired feminist lesbians. The curriculum was still mostly academic instead of mostly propaganda. We still had some propaganda of course, but it wasn't anything like the absolute onslaught of indoctrination that kids get today.

Not elementary, but 7th grade going through puberty and that was the year all the girls had grown boobs. The chick who sat in front of me in English class, used to wear loose tops and would sometimes sit sideways in her chair. I'd sit there and stare at her tit for half the class. It was glorious.

[ - ] grogoo 2 points 4 yearsMay 31, 2021 12:21:17 ago (+2/-0)

Playing king of the hill on these giant tractor tires about 8 feet off the ground. One kid fell so hard he bit through his lip and his teeth got stuck sticking out of the skin. It looked sick as fuck.

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[ - ] taoV 0 points 4 yearsMay 31, 2021 13:48:15 ago (+0/-0)

Switching to a parochial school that wasn't basically prison for kids.

[ - ] albatrosv15 -1 points 4 yearsMay 31, 2021 15:59:41 ago (+0/-1)

Seriously, kill yourself with those questions.