The kids said they saw a turtle. They didn't say it was a large goddamn snapping turtle. I won't have a scale until tomorrow. Size 12 boot, so make your predictions on the weight.
I cleaned her out on veggies for 2 weeks and ate the turtle tonight. I counted the rings and she was at least 100 years old. I was happy to fry her up. I bet she was carrying 300 eggs that would have easily hatched into more turtles.
If you do or don't believe any of that stupidity, you're still a faggot and I'm still full of fried turtle.
ruck_feddit 0 points 2.9 years ago
I cleaned her out on veggies for 2 weeks and ate the turtle tonight. I counted the rings and she was at least 100 years old. I was happy to fry her up. I bet she was carrying 300 eggs that would have easily hatched into more turtles.
If you do or don't believe any of that stupidity, you're still a faggot and I'm still full of fried turtle.