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Flowers

submitted by deleted to 4Chan 3 yearsMay 12, 2021 22:12:06 ago (+15/-0)     (4Chan)

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[ - ] con77 7 points 3 yearsMay 13, 2021 00:33:12 ago (+7/-0)

she made that shit up because the monkey found another branch (cock) to grab

[ - ] account deleted by user [op] 6 points 3 yearsMay 12, 2021 22:57:57 ago (+6/-0)

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[ - ] fightknightHERO 4 points 3 yearsMay 13, 2021 00:40:16 ago (+4/-0)

Women are like horses, be too soft and they'll buck you off
be stern and unyielding and they'll follow every commend you give them

the lesson is, stop being a simp and stop giving a fuck about what a woman thinks

[ - ] letsgetit 1 point 3 yearsMay 13, 2021 02:58:19 ago (+1/-0)

The rabbit hole of worrying goes deep in a woman's mind. Learning to ignore gracefullly is the best skill a husband can master

[ - ] Her0n 3 points 3 yearsMay 13, 2021 09:07:04 ago (+3/-0)

If a woman acts this way over flowers and she doesn’t change her tune once she realizes it’s all a misunderstanding then you’ve dodged a huge bullet anon, you’re welcome.

[ - ] account deleted by user [op] 4 points 3 yearsMay 12, 2021 22:20:03 ago (+4/-0)

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[ - ] account deleted by user [op] 1 point 3 yearsMay 12, 2021 22:28:39 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] fightknightHERO 3 points 3 yearsMay 13, 2021 00:41:19 ago (+3/-0)

wow... that's the most retarded reason to abort a child

his wife should in jail for murder

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 3 yearsMay 13, 2021 07:26:46 ago (+1/-0)

Jail? Nah, abort her.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 3 yearsMay 13, 2021 02:37:11 ago (+1/-0)

theyre not strange creatures at all.

they want whatever they want until they get it.

dont give them what they want.

[ - ] letsgetit 0 points 3 yearsMay 13, 2021 02:59:31 ago (+0/-0)

Each day they are driving on a different lane of the highway

[ - ] account deleted by user [op] 3 points 3 yearsMay 12, 2021 22:36:52 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] account deleted by user [op] 0 points 3 yearsMay 12, 2021 22:42:39 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] account deleted by user [op] 0 points 3 yearsMay 13, 2021 11:26:37 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Nosferatjew 2 points 3 yearsMay 13, 2021 00:45:47 ago (+2/-0)

Simp.

[ - ] account deleted by user [op] 1 point 3 yearsMay 13, 2021 11:34:23 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] whitemail 1 point 3 yearsMay 13, 2021 06:19:27 ago (+1/-0)

If a man knows details about what flowers mean, he's most likely gay.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 3 yearsMay 13, 2021 02:36:25 ago (+1/-0)

year one - facebook - "omg trucks is the best, found somewhere that will do me a daffodil boquet!"

year two 'oh.... thanks.'

well fuck me for remembering the flower you keep telling me is the flower you like the best and actually making a damn effort on this day where a dude is meant to make an effort or regret it forever...

fuck em.

[ - ] albatrosv15 1 point 3 yearsMay 13, 2021 01:41:04 ago (+1/-0)

I bet she reads horoscope every day.

[ - ] iocane 1 point 3 yearsMay 12, 2021 23:31:05 ago (+1/-0)

Happened to me in HS. Got flowers for my gf on the way home from work, and was asked why I did that. Did I cheat on her? Was something wrong? What did I do? Luckily I handled it better than this retard but still pissed me off.

[ - ] Merlynn 0 points 3 yearsMay 13, 2021 17:47:46 ago (+0/-0)

She had a guilty conscience because she was cheating. Be glad you "missed out" on that one.

[ - ] oldblo 0 points 3 yearsMay 13, 2021 07:20:43 ago (+0/-0)

Sounds like the woman has issues.

[ - ] Pulverizor 0 points 3 yearsMay 13, 2021 08:08:25 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah, juggling to many cocks. Move on anon.