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I woke up in the middle of the night and my right nostril was clogged, now my left is clogged. Do I have the COVID?

submitted by 2Drunk to whatever 4.0 yearsMay 8, 2021 12:49:33 ago (+4/-0)     (whatever)

I think I sneezed 3 or 4 times. Guess i'm going to die.


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[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 3.7 yearsAug 24, 2021 21:01:39 ago (+0/-0)

your dwarf boyfriend was sticking his prick in your ear.

[ - ] pickingrinninspittin 4 points 4.0 yearsMay 8, 2021 14:03:27 ago (+4/-0)

There is actually a mechanism by which the body alternates between plugging the right and left nostril when you're congested. I forget the details now, but I recall that when I learned about it it blew my mind.

OP has teh AIDS. Because faggot.

[ - ] whostolemyusername 3 points 4.0 yearsMay 8, 2021 12:52:45 ago (+3/-0)

You got nosed raped by goblins while sleeping, You may have sleeping aids now.

[ - ] account deleted by user 3 points 4.0 yearsMay 8, 2021 12:51:52 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] Jiggggg 2 points 4.0 yearsMay 8, 2021 16:13:34 ago (+2/-0)

I've had the exact same thought. Why can't a person just spit on the swab? If this "virus" is so horribly contagious, why must they dig around up almost behind your eyes to get a sample? Highly suspicious

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 4.0 yearsMay 8, 2021 13:37:20 ago (+2/-0)

Sounds like some kind of WOO HAN China virus. RIP in peace, fren!

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[ - ] 2Drunk [op] 1 point 4.0 yearsMay 8, 2021 13:03:53 ago (+1/-0)

I have no list. I go by the paint wheel and those loyal to satin.

[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 4.0 yearsMay 8, 2021 13:08:57 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] 2Drunk [op] 0 points 4.0 yearsMay 8, 2021 13:10:33 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] Tallest_Skil 2 points 4.0 yearsMay 8, 2021 12:55:47 ago (+2/-0)

You only breathe through one nostril at a time, and your brain switches it every half hour or so. That’s why stuffiness alternates.

[ - ] binrobinrro 0 points 4.0 yearsMay 9, 2021 15:56:15 ago (+0/-0)

No, you have a plugged nostril.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 4.0 yearsMay 8, 2021 13:14:54 ago (+2/-1)

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[ - ] 2Drunk [op] 2 points 4.0 yearsMay 8, 2021 13:16:09 ago (+2/-0)

Member for: 1 week

[ - ] Jiggggg 0 points 4.0 yearsMay 8, 2021 16:14:42 ago (+0/-0)

Hey that's MY a moron

[ - ] deleted 1 point 4.0 yearsMay 8, 2021 12:53:56 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 4.0 yearsMay 8, 2021 13:38:54 ago (+2/-0)

Where do I get a hypoallergenic dust mite?!

[ - ] Lostandfound 0 points 4.0 yearsMay 8, 2021 17:30:28 ago (+0/-0)

Call for help immediately, get your closest to bring hot chicken broth and some heated lemonade thats been stirred with the back of a spoon to take the fizz out a little, cause your sick here for christ sake we're not animals. You might just make it if you can get these in time.