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Bill Gates announces divorce

submitted by parallel0 to news 3 yearsMay 3, 2021 16:58:35 ago (+35/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] lord_nougat 30 points 3 yearsMay 3, 2021 17:05:01 ago (+30/-0)

"We ask for space and privacy..."

Then why the fuck are you telling us about it, you evil drama queen piece of shit?!!?!

[ - ] virge 18 points 3 yearsMay 3, 2021 18:14:03 ago (+18/-0)

They ask for space and privacy, while demanding the rest of us consume their for-profit, legal-immunity bearing pharmaceuticals and they actively profit off the sale of our medical data.

Rope is too good for them.

[ - ] lord_nougat 5 points 3 yearsMay 3, 2021 18:48:42 ago (+5/-0)

How about some nice rusty piano wire?

[ - ] virge 6 points 3 yearsMay 3, 2021 18:58:10 ago (+6/-0)

Need enough for both of them. The divorce is probably corporate ownership based financial sophistry, strategy similar to how Bezos and his wife got a divorce to shield assets.

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 3 yearsMay 3, 2021 19:01:08 ago (+2/-0)*

Bezos is a piece of work also . Well, a piece of something...
I have a hard time guessing which is more insipidly evil, gates or bezos!

[ - ] Rawrination 1 point 3 yearsMay 4, 2021 02:36:58 ago (+1/-0)

Gates. He's been at it longer.

[ - ] birds_sing 3 points 3 yearsMay 3, 2021 18:58:40 ago (+3/-0)

It's part of the divorce settlement.

They make it perfectly clear that she's no longer married to him. So when the mobs come hunting to murder Bill, they're less likely to go after Melinda too.

It gives a little more protection to the kids too. The family has broken up. So Bill is seen as an individual, and not a member of a family.

[ - ] Her0n 1 point 3 yearsMay 3, 2021 23:13:05 ago (+1/-0)

Three generations for them all

[ - ] TFS 12 points 3 yearsMay 3, 2021 17:50:47 ago (+12/-0)*

[ - ] fightknightHERO 5 points 3 yearsMay 3, 2021 18:24:06 ago (+5/-0)

that's just how the average jewess looks like

[ - ] beece 12 points 3 yearsMay 3, 2021 17:22:44 ago (+12/-0)

Would have been cheaper if he'd just given her the vaccine.

[ - ] WoodenDoors 9 points 3 yearsMay 3, 2021 18:57:53 ago (+9/-0)

Just remember Bill Gates was recorded flying on Jeffery Epstines plane the (Lolita Express) seventeen times.

[ - ] account deleted by user 8 points 3 yearsMay 3, 2021 17:11:30 ago (+8/-0)

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[ - ] didyouknow 7 points 3 yearsMay 3, 2021 18:26:48 ago (+7/-0)

One of his ancestor name was Israel Gates. That's all you need to know.

[ - ] account deleted by user 2 points 3 yearsMay 3, 2021 18:29:08 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] didyouknow 10 points 3 yearsMay 3, 2021 18:30:11 ago (+10/-0)

[ - ] lord_nougat 4 points 3 yearsMay 3, 2021 18:50:12 ago (+4/-0)

OY VEY, fellow voat goetz!

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 3 yearsMay 3, 2021 18:49:13 ago (+1/-0)

Shockingly, that almost seems like an insult to jews!!

[ - ] Tallest_Skil -2 points 3 yearsMay 3, 2021 17:20:04 ago (+0/-2)

[ - ] account deleted by user 9 points 3 yearsMay 3, 2021 17:25:58 ago (+9/-0)

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[ - ] containingaboat 1 point 3 yearsMay 3, 2021 18:38:25 ago (+2/-1)

Lol

You’re not you.

[ - ] Tallest_Skil 2 points 3 yearsMay 3, 2021 20:25:08 ago (+2/-0)

Why, because I refuse to settle for happy lies and post truth no matter what it means to my feelings? You’re right; I would never do that. I must really not be me.

[ - ] containingaboat -1 points 3 yearsMay 3, 2021 20:28:26 ago (+0/-1)

No it’s just that you’re a cheap copy.

[ - ] Tallest_Skil 1 point 3 yearsMay 3, 2021 20:39:46 ago (+1/-0)

Translation: “I have no evidence and am spamming lies to discredit others.”

K, bye dipshit. Keep proving me right about everything I ever said.

[ - ] containingaboat -1 points 3 yearsMay 3, 2021 20:53:21 ago (+0/-1)

You discredit yourself.

[ - ] Tallest_Skil 1 point 3 yearsMay 3, 2021 20:54:51 ago (+1/-0)

Still no argument. Still no citations. Still no sources. Still no disproof of anything I have said. Enjoy watching everything I ever said come true.

[ - ] containingaboat -1 points 3 yearsMay 3, 2021 20:57:16 ago (+0/-1)

Sure thing tallest skil

[ - ] yesiknow 6 points 3 yearsMay 3, 2021 18:52:16 ago (+6/-0)*

"...Built a foundation that works all over the world to enable people to lead healthy, productive lives."

That lying sack of parasite shit. They haven't improved fuck all for anyone except the multinationals getting lucrative contracts while taxpayers are implored to send more foreign aid dollars to those poor poor people.

All of them should be tried, convicted and sentenced with no mercy.

And what a bunch of fucking narcissists, they actually believe they're "growing'? Into what exactly?

[ - ] Rawrination 2 points 3 yearsMay 4, 2021 02:38:30 ago (+2/-0)

Greater demons.

[ - ] deleted 6 points 3 yearsMay 3, 2021 18:45:30 ago (+6/-0)

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[ - ] pshawman 3 points 3 yearsMay 3, 2021 17:51:38 ago (+3/-0)

They're going to swap sexes back.

[ - ] mannerbund 2 points 3 yearsMay 3, 2021 18:39:12 ago (+2/-0)

Did she get tired of the child sacrifice?

[ - ] deleted 1 point 3 yearsMay 3, 2021 22:14:44 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] account deleted by user 1 point 3 yearsMay 3, 2021 21:18:14 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] birds_sing 1 point 3 yearsMay 3, 2021 19:06:30 ago (+1/-0)

That's an interesting strategy there.

Bill is divorced from his family.

So now when the lynch mobs come for him, they're more likely to leave his family alone.

Or when his vaccine companies and foundations get sued, most of his money will remain safe with his wife and kids until the corrupt courts throw out all of the cases.

[ - ] gabara 1 point 3 yearsMay 3, 2021 18:26:05 ago (+1/-0)

From reality? Was he ever even married?

[ - ] underpants 0 points 3 yearsMay 4, 2021 16:39:09 ago (+0/-0)

Using twitter like a total boomer. You don't sign your name on tweets dumbass

[ - ] Luminometer 0 points 3 yearsMay 4, 2021 05:40:02 ago (+0/-0)

That bitch is dead.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3 yearsMay 4, 2021 00:54:11 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 3 yearsMay 3, 2021 18:34:19 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 3 yearsMay 3, 2021 18:26:33 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] AndrewBlazeIt 0 points 3 yearsMay 3, 2021 18:25:28 ago (+0/-0)

Bend over for Mel’s alimony lawyer, Wilhelmina.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3 yearsMay 3, 2021 18:22:54 ago (+1/-1)

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[ - ] recon_johnny 0 points 3 yearsMay 3, 2021 18:13:22 ago (+0/-0)

Thought this was a shitpost.

[ - ] oldblo 0 points 3 yearsMay 3, 2021 18:00:21 ago (+0/-0)*

Thats not how a human talks. A shame about failed relationships but I cant bring myself to feel empathy for someone making the entire planet a worse place to exist on.

Anyone else ever wonder if a suicidal billionaire might decide to screw all humanity before they off themselves? They have the ability to do so.

[ - ] lord_nougat 3 points 3 yearsMay 3, 2021 18:51:19 ago (+3/-0)

He's had a little more practice than zuckerberg at pretending to be human.

[ - ] containingaboat -1 points 3 yearsMay 3, 2021 18:30:11 ago (+0/-1)

Something something Kevin Kline’s bent cock

[ - ] GoatsAdvocate -2 points 3 yearsMay 3, 2021 19:23:39 ago (+0/-2)

Imagine this “news” getting upvoted on voat. I’d expect that on reddit or facebook but damn.