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Millennials should all be gassed

submitted by RabbiKinderschtupper to whatever 3.0 yearsMay 3, 2021 00:21:48 ago (+8/-4)     (whatever)

I'm annoyed by incedentally seeing their complaints on Imgur. Imgur is almost as big of supermeganiggerAIDS as Reddit.

The absolute most wasteful, decadent, worthless tchotchke buying, spendthrift retarded pieces of shit, apparently "can't afford to live".

I know SO MANY of these motherfuckers that make WAY more money than me, and they're broke due to their retarded lifestyle. Ran into an old coworker of mine yesterday actually. Makes twice what I do and he's broke. Conversely, I am very decidedly not fucking broke. These fucking retards can't quite grasp the idea of making even remotely smart financial decisions. If you're "broke" don't chug down $8 sugar bomb lattes and cram $15 avocado toast in your face. Don't surround yourself in Funko Pops and video games and whatever other faggot nonsense if you're "broke".

They all need to be gassed. The entire generation, along with any Gen-X'ers and Gen-Z'ers that fall into this mentality need to be gassed too.


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[ - ] 3Whuurs 3 points 3.0 yearsMay 3, 2021 00:54:21 ago (+3/-0)

X’rs were bad with credit and debt, but they were the last generation decidedly anti gov/Corp. The average millennial has never had a human experience that wasn’t provided to them by the government and a humiliatingly small number of them are based, or can accept they’re not even close to the smartest generation. There may be some based Z’s, but there’s hardly one that’s had a life experience that wasn’t through a device.

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 1 point 3.0 yearsMay 3, 2021 01:41:29 ago (+1/-0)

That's the best description of these retarded generations I've ever seen in one paragraph!

[ - ] taoV 2 points 3.0 yearsMay 3, 2021 00:44:01 ago (+3/-1)*

Watch your tone wrinklenigger or we'll let actual niggers steal your meds and slap you around in the wrinklenigger home.

[ - ] account deleted by user 1 point 3.0 yearsMay 3, 2021 01:22:02 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] taoV 2 points 3.0 yearsMay 3, 2021 02:03:51 ago (+2/-0)

"True words are not pleasing, nor pleasing words the truth"

[ - ] StealthNinjaTaliban 1 point 3.0 yearsMay 3, 2021 09:45:43 ago (+1/-0)

Milennials drank the koolaid on monthly debt obligations. People are fine with making payments on a half dozen entertainment options, a $500/month car payment, student loan debt, health insurance, and $15 breakfasts. Don't get me started on this coffee generation.

YOU CAN BREW COFFEE AT HOME FOR $.50/cup including fresh cream.

[ - ] con77 1 point 3.0 yearsMay 3, 2021 01:30:11 ago (+1/-0)

anyone that pays that for that shit should be horsewhipped

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 0 points 3.0 yearsMay 3, 2021 01:39:47 ago (+0/-0)

I KNOW you'd never give up your avocado toast! (What the fuck is avocado toast?)

[ - ] containingaboat 1 point 3.0 yearsMay 3, 2021 00:44:06 ago (+1/-0)

What if they get drowned in a mud puddle?

Instead of gassing, just write the word “drown”

Let’s see if you can do it. Go ahead. I betcha you won’t say “drown”

[ - ] RabbiKinderschtupper [op] 0 points 3.0 yearsMay 3, 2021 07:47:44 ago (+0/-0)

Can I drown them in pajeet shit?

[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 3.0 yearsMay 3, 2021 15:45:57 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] cyclops1771 0 points 3.0 yearsMay 3, 2021 10:03:35 ago (+0/-0)

Quick comment here.

Millennials and even most Gen Xers all grew up with baby boomer parents, who "waited" to have kids until they were "financially stable". What does that mean? Kids in their early 30s. Which means, no starter homes, which means no shared rooms for kids, which means, no eating the same pot of spaghetti for 4 days straight because that was the budget this week. That means, no hand me downs, no "he'll grow into it" clothes, no homemade clothes, no bagged lunches, no "you'll just have to share with your siblings", no INCONVENIENCE of any kind.

It means no lawn mowing chores, because Juan does the lawn. No shoveling snow because A2Z snow removal service comes by with a plow. No raking leaves, because Juan blows them into the mower. No cleaning the house because Molly Maid comes every Thursday. No baking cakes because that new cupcake place has the best flavors!

It means no riding the bus to school, because Mommy drops you off and picks you up. It means no ride your bike and find your friends. Knocking on door, "Can Jimmy come out and play?" It's playdates, cell phone trackers, and Xbox Live. The only place where you are not being chaperoned/watched constantly is in the device screen.

Why am I mentioning this? Kids don't grow up that way due to their inherent being, they grow up this way because their parents choose to provide zero ability to the children to have an inconvenience, to learn to suffer just a bit, that instant gratification isn't a thing very often, and to learn from their own mistakes on their own. They have pushed kids away from the physical, which is 100% controlled and chaperoned into the digital space which is the only place they can be "free" of this control.

You want to change this? Clamp controls on the digital AND provide the freedom in the physical. Get them a football. Get them a bike. Tell them to go ride to friends houses. Go to the park. "Anywhere but here." Give them tasks they can complete, give them a purpose. Do things with them to build a bond. Not, "This machine is dangerous, go inside and stay away."

This isn't a "millennial" thing, this is a shitty boomer parent thing. These kids have never had an inconvenience, they have never had a want that wasn't immediately gratified. They have never had responsibility. They have never had physical freedom.

[ - ] Empire_of_the_Mind 0 points 3.0 yearsMay 3, 2021 02:52:44 ago (+0/-0)

your comment is right but people who use imgur should be gassed first.

[ - ] RabbiKinderschtupper [op] 0 points 3.0 yearsMay 3, 2021 07:45:57 ago (+0/-0)

I know. I hate when I'm trying to view the wares of online only vendors, and they use Imgur instead of ponying up for bandwidth on their own site. Fucking chinks man. Just fucking host the images on your own site.

[ - ] AttilaHitler 0 points 3.0 yearsMay 3, 2021 01:54:26 ago (+0/-0)

Half of GenX are NeoBoomer scum that don't live in reality.

[ - ] Empire_of_the_Mind 0 points 3.0 yearsMay 3, 2021 02:53:50 ago (+0/-0)

true. that's because they're in their 40's and 50's and most people get old and stop trying in life, content to go with the flow.