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Smart Thinking at Pump when Bad Guys Roll Up

submitted by mattsixteen24 to Crime 3 yearsApr 30, 2021 22:27:25 ago (+60/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/24dzsn.mp4



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[ - ] 1Icemonkey 0 points 2.5 yearsOct 21, 2021 11:02:08 ago (+0/-0)

That’s exactly the thing to do. Gasoline burns your skin.

[ - ] account deleted by user 17 points 3 yearsApr 30, 2021 22:29:10 ago (+17/-0)

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[ - ] OoklaTheMok 8 points 3 yearsApr 30, 2021 22:45:06 ago (+8/-0)

He's definitely a crime fighter. lol

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 6 points 3 yearsMay 1, 2021 00:11:06 ago (+6/-0)

Some lady in Hillsborough or Pinellas County FL did that to a nig nog. Sheriff Grady told that story really well. I'll see if I can pull it up.

[ - ] con77 3 points 3 yearsMay 1, 2021 10:28:11 ago (+3/-0)

"sheriff why did your deputies shoot the suspect 28 times?". "Because they ran out of bullets". LEGEND!

[ - ] account deleted by user 12 points 3 yearsApr 30, 2021 23:16:50 ago (+12/-0)

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[ - ] dalai_llama 8 points 3 yearsMay 1, 2021 00:13:35 ago (+8/-0)

With gas prices as expensive as they are now? Might as well have just been robbed to death anyway.

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[ - ] ruck_feddit 9 points 3 yearsMay 1, 2021 00:33:01 ago (+9/-0)

That could have been the best $9 worth of gas he ever bought.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 0 points 3 yearsMay 2, 2021 06:09:30 ago (+0/-0)

Yes, but would have been better with a spark.

[ - ] Fzohh 4 points 3 yearsMay 1, 2021 06:11:49 ago (+4/-0)

Cheaper than 9mm

[ - ] AloisH 3 points 3 yearsMay 1, 2021 06:21:55 ago (+3/-0)

Fine! Ill say it. You misspelled nigger

[ - ] removed 3 points 3 yearsMay 1, 2021 04:49:33 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] i_hate_sodomites 2 points 3 yearsMay 1, 2021 05:55:37 ago (+2/-0)

Niggers...of course. Niggers are so fucking disgusting. They all need to die in a fire. This guy gets it.

[ - ] account deleted by user 2 points 3 yearsMay 1, 2021 05:50:13 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] i_scream_trucks 2 points 3 yearsMay 1, 2021 05:01:17 ago (+2/-0)

chimpanzees hate fire.

just saying.

[ - ] con77 1 point 3 yearsMay 1, 2021 10:29:56 ago (+1/-0)

Who knew it shot out like that? dayum!

[ - ] AlexanderMorose13 1 point 3 yearsMay 1, 2021 10:07:43 ago (+1/-0)

Dumbest fucking carjackers on the planet. I wish the guy had enough time to light a cigarette and not burn his own vehicle, but it would have been worth it anyway.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 3 yearsMay 2, 2021 00:07:55 ago (+0/-0)

Those thieves were probably pretty stressed after that failure. I bet they lit one up.