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Self immolation = instant regret

submitted by deleted to WatchPeopleDie 4 yearsApr 29, 2021 00:53:58 ago (+27/-0)     (WatchPeopleDie)

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[ - ] Optional_Reading 0 points 3.8 yearsJun 29, 2021 04:57:20 ago (+0/-0)

You’re never going to get that smell out of the couch

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 24 points 4 yearsApr 29, 2021 00:59:29 ago (+24/-0)

Fucking asshole did that inside? If you're gonna kill yourself, have the God damn common courtesy to do it somewhere easy to clean. Fuck these shit skins can't do anything right.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 5 points 4 yearsApr 29, 2021 10:55:52 ago (+5/-0)

The Voat mentality. So refreshing.

[ - ] Videocodec 9 points 4 yearsApr 29, 2021 09:22:00 ago (+9/-0)

My favorite video like this is some indian dude that lights himself on fire but you can hear his nagging wife in the background even after he sets himself ablaze. At least the motivation for the suicide is obvious.

[ - ] account deleted by user [op] 3 points 4 yearsApr 29, 2021 09:53:02 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] yesiknow 8 points 4 yearsApr 29, 2021 04:07:04 ago (+8/-0)

They've been up to this shit for thousands of years.

Alexander the great had his own Indian pal; a gymnosophist, or naked philosopher. When he got old he decided to set himself on fire and die that way. He could have thrown himself in a river, drank poison or any other thing, but fire is what they want. Attention vacuums I guess.

don't rent to a sad Indian. Can't get the curry smell out of the walls from happy indians either so....

[ - ] account deleted by user [op] 1 point 4 yearsApr 29, 2021 09:55:17 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Nosferatjew 8 points 4 yearsApr 29, 2021 01:39:16 ago (+8/-0)

Fire challenge: FAILED

[ - ] shitface9000 2 points 4 yearsApr 29, 2021 02:51:20 ago (+2/-0)

The fail is real.

[ - ] oldblo 1 point 4 yearsApr 29, 2021 12:29:20 ago (+1/-0)

Not everyone can pull off what monks do.

[ - ] boxslowly 0 points 3.7 yearsAug 19, 2021 13:21:33 ago (+0/-0)

How do you successfully complete the fire challenge, just curious.

[ - ] con77 7 points 4 yearsApr 29, 2021 02:41:02 ago (+7/-0)

cant think of a worse way to go

[ - ] Xantha 6 points 4 yearsApr 29, 2021 05:39:04 ago (+6/-0)

Yeah, immolation/burning to death is one of the worst ways to go.

Drowning, you'll probably black out, but your muscles will still spasm so hard your lungs can be shredded to tissue paper or break bones.

Explosions are fast, provided you're near the epicenter of the blast because you'll be instantly vaporized. If you're unlucky you might die from the P-wave (provided it's a big enough blast) and it'll rupture/liquify your cells through your whole body and you'll drown in your own fluids (only sometimes unconsciously).

Any kind of crushing/mangling/dismemberment (jumping, train tracks, machinery accidents)are not great either as you can survive for quite some time after impact/event.

Total evisceration is nasty but it's quick. (Ie: woodchipper or getting wrapped around an industrial lathe and splattered around the building)

Most gases are not that bad, you blackout and then you're done. Nerve gases are something else though, to be strongly avoided.

Poisonings are usually terrible, either herb/plant, toxic metal, dangerous chemicals etc... as it can take days/weeks/months while you suffer.

Guns/knives are quick provided you hit the right spots, but they can be messy depending on what/where it's used.

Heat stroke or hypothermia are slow/uncomfortable but you eventually just fall asleep until you're done.


If I had to choose: Gas, hypothermia, bleeding out, vaporization... in that order... as the rest are worse. But definitely no 'low heat' fire like this guy.

[ - ] Aze 2 points 4 yearsApr 29, 2021 22:55:46 ago (+2/-0)

I think ill stick with the trusty quarter liter syringe of morphine thankyou very much.

[ - ] v0atmage 0 points 3.8 yearsJul 12, 2021 17:35:29 ago (+0/-0)

It's unlikely you will accidentally die that way though unless you are a waste of life already.

[ - ] CunnilingusAndPsychiatry 0 points 4 yearsApr 29, 2021 07:16:39 ago (+0/-0)

Exsanguination Is Patrician

[ - ] account deleted by user [op] 0 points 4 yearsApr 29, 2021 07:24:31 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] VitaminSieg 0 points 4 yearsApr 29, 2021 10:17:19 ago (+0/-0)

Only if you get the length of drop right and your neck breaks. Otherwise it's just strangulation. There's a reason hangman is a profession.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 1 point 4 yearsApr 29, 2021 10:53:35 ago (+1/-0)

Wait. "is a profession"? As in currently? Where do I go for my apprenticeship?

[ - ] VitaminSieg 1 point 4 yearsApr 29, 2021 20:06:10 ago (+1/-0)

Get your certs in order, fren. DOTR draws nigh.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 4 yearsApr 29, 2021 21:06:08 ago (+0/-0)

I wish. The jews are destroying this country. All the shitskins they are pulling in makes my blood boil.

[ - ] account deleted by user [op] 0 points 4 yearsApr 29, 2021 14:57:18 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] boxslowly 0 points 3.7 yearsAug 19, 2021 13:23:38 ago (+0/-0)

I dunno I think this is how Robin Williams ended it, tied one end of a belt to a chair and leaned forward until he blacked out.

[ - ] Teefinyomouf 0 points 4 yearsApr 29, 2021 12:33:44 ago (+0/-0)

I noticed you left out ovens.

[ - ] account deleted by user [op] 0 points 4 yearsApr 29, 2021 09:57:32 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Redhairin 0 points 4 yearsApr 30, 2021 02:41:31 ago (+0/-0)

Socrates Folly is fairly easy way to go. Death by highgrade sleeping pills (Nembutal, Tuinal, Seconal) is better. Pneumonia seemed like it would be a very easy death.

[ - ] v0atmage 0 points 3.8 yearsJul 12, 2021 17:34:55 ago (+0/-0)

drug overdose?

[ - ] RecycledElectrons 2 points 4 yearsApr 29, 2021 04:25:21 ago (+2/-0)

This is a metaphor for something.

[ - ] containingaboat 2 points 4 yearsApr 29, 2021 06:26:53 ago (+2/-0)

Looks like he got the wind knocked out of him

[ - ] account deleted by user [op] 1 point 4 yearsApr 29, 2021 07:45:00 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] removed 0 points 4 yearsApr 29, 2021 05:15:40 ago (+0/-0)

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