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I hate MySQL, FUCK THIS SHIT!

submitted by deleted to whatever 4 yearsApr 21, 2021 19:19:17 ago (+2/-0)     (whatever)

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[ - ] seeker 1 point 4 yearsApr 22, 2021 09:40:28 ago (+1/-0)

In that cursor statement, you're using the old syntax for table joins "from table a, b, c where a.x = b.y...". Why not modern joins? Also a cursor is always slower, do you definitely need it?

[ - ] account deleted by user [op] 0 points 4 yearsApr 22, 2021 10:00:36 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] seeker 1 point 4 yearsApr 22, 2021 10:19:59 ago (+1/-0)

Hah, the cliche is always true: "those who can't do, teach". If they were any good or not lazy shits, they'd be making money in the industry.

[ - ] account deleted by user [op] 0 points 4 yearsApr 22, 2021 10:35:43 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Armiger 1 point 4 yearsApr 21, 2021 23:43:23 ago (+1/-0)

Well your obviously retarded based on the fucking photo so maybe try something easier like COBOL or IBM/360 Assembler.

[ - ] shitface9000 1 point 4 yearsApr 21, 2021 20:42:26 ago (+1/-0)*

You're probably missing some indices. Maybe add indices on columns in your WHERE clause.

Assuming of course that's a large table, otherwise why would it be slow.

[ - ] Lostandfound 2 points 4 yearsApr 21, 2021 19:39:52 ago (+2/-0)

*too long, syntax error there my friend.

[ - ] Tallest_Skil 1 point 4 yearsApr 21, 2021 19:27:29 ago (+1/-0)

You know what? I don’t mind it. I don’t use it a lot these days, but I remember learning it and liking how clean and clinical and logical it could be. Sure, it’s an old language now. Maybe there’s a new “Swift” to MySQL’s “C++” these days.

[ - ] account deleted by user [op] 0 points 4 yearsApr 21, 2021 19:20:43 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] account deleted by user [op] 6 points 4 yearsApr 21, 2021 19:22:41 ago (+6/-0)

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