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What would you tell Hitler if you had a time machine???

submitted by Jiggggg to AskUpgoat 3 yearsApr 14, 2021 09:58:28 ago (+3/-1)     (AskUpgoat)*

Let's say you Marty McFly yourself back to 1930s Germany. What would you tell them to warn them? What do you think would have made the difference in how things have turned out?

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Also did not mean for there to be three question marks at the end. Haha


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[ - ] UncleDoug 4 points 3 yearsApr 14, 2021 10:30:51 ago (+4/-0)

I wouldn't tell Hitler anything.

I would assassinate Wallis Simpson so that Edward VIII would remain on the throne and make a parliamentary executive order to join the Axis.

[ - ] Jiggggg [op] 0 points 3 yearsApr 15, 2021 01:40:55 ago (+0/-0)

That would have been an interesting situation.... Do you think the British government would have gone along with that? Cyclops1771 made a good comment about England too.

[ - ] lord_nougat 3 points 3 yearsApr 14, 2021 11:42:37 ago (+3/-0)

I'd tell him that I have a time machine.

[ - ] Jiggggg [op] 1 point 3 yearsApr 15, 2021 01:24:52 ago (+1/-0)

And he'd probably say he wants to use it to go back to 1917 and try to keep things from happening.

[ - ] con77 2 points 3 yearsApr 14, 2021 12:34:10 ago (+2/-0)

crush russia. leave europe alone

[ - ] account deleted by user 0 points 3 yearsApr 14, 2021 14:06:33 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Imgonnakeelyou 0 points 3 yearsApr 16, 2021 03:40:07 ago (+0/-0)

Bomb Britain and America asap

[ - ] cyclops1771 2 points 3 yearsApr 14, 2021 11:43:04 ago (+2/-0)

The British are lying to you. Do not trust them. They are actively working against you, especially Wood (Lord Halifax).

Halifax will intentionally stop any agreement with Poland. He will threaten complete destruction of your allies if they do not repudiate you. He will threaten destruction of HIS allies if they do not go to war. He wants war, and will stop at nothing to get it.

FDR wants war with you as well. Do not trust him.

[ - ] Jiggggg [op] 0 points 3 yearsApr 15, 2021 01:22:21 ago (+0/-0)

All good points. England and the US were not the clean heroes they've been painted to be.

[ - ] account deleted by user 2 points 3 yearsApr 14, 2021 10:32:22 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] Jiggggg [op] 1 point 3 yearsApr 15, 2021 01:20:17 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah, the Russia campaign was my thought too.

[ - ] Merlynn 1 point 3 yearsApr 14, 2021 20:08:22 ago (+1/-0)

Never trust a jew or anyone who works for them. There are no good jews. Especially your doctor.

[ - ] Jiggggg [op] 0 points 3 yearsApr 15, 2021 01:22:53 ago (+0/-0)

Indeed. Especially the bit about doctors.

[ - ] Merlynn 0 points 3 yearsApr 16, 2021 15:30:43 ago (+0/-0)

Hilter's jew doctor got him hooked on meth. That's why he fell apart.

[ - ] account deleted by user 1 point 3 yearsApr 14, 2021 10:13:01 ago (+2/-1)

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[ - ] Jiggggg [op] 1 point 3 yearsApr 14, 2021 10:14:25 ago (+1/-0)

See that's an angle I hadn't considered. Thank you, that's interesting.

[ - ] account deleted by user 2 points 3 yearsApr 14, 2021 10:24:46 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] kishind 0 points 3 yearsApr 14, 2021 15:30:18 ago (+0/-0)

Back to the future are fun movies but the time travel writing is absolute shit. If it was possible to change the past, and I was successful, there would be no reason for me to go back in time in the first place. Not in the updated timeline at least.

I care about the timeline I was born into. Let's focus on changing the present and the future through it.

[ - ] Jiggggg [op] 0 points 3 yearsApr 15, 2021 01:19:12 ago (+0/-0)

Just wanted to have a hopefully interesting discussion about history.

[ - ] Ducktalesooo000ooo -3 points 3 yearsApr 14, 2021 10:00:33 ago (+1/-4)

Way to gatekeep his intent kike

If you refer to a “rootless satanic power” in your speeches and then preserve that power in safety camps, you are doing something very specific and very intentional.

What would happen if I warned bush or Cheney about 9/11?

I’d be shot and thrown in a ditch in anacostia. Gatekeeping kike faggot.

[ - ] Jiggggg [op] 3 points 3 yearsApr 14, 2021 10:04:16 ago (+4/-1)*

Good job getting so sperged that you miss the entire point of the post. Let me rephrase it for you: what would you tell Germany in general? What do you think would have changed the course of history?

[ - ] HughBriss 4 points 3 yearsApr 14, 2021 10:20:18 ago (+5/-1)

Dude, don't waste your time engaging with this faggot. Downvote and move on.

[ - ] Ducktalesooo000ooo -3 points 3 yearsApr 14, 2021 10:07:21 ago (+0/-3)

lol your title and the body of your post don’t fucking match lol

You fucking lying nigger lol

[ - ] Ducktalesooo000ooo -4 points 3 yearsApr 14, 2021 10:05:56 ago (+0/-4)

They were normies. They wouldn’t listen.

You really don’t fucking get it. GATEKEEPING KIKE.

[ - ] Jiggggg [op] 3 points 3 yearsApr 14, 2021 10:08:06 ago (+3/-0)

Just trying to start what night be an interesting history discussion. Great contributions bud

[ - ] Ducktalesooo000ooo -3 points 3 yearsApr 14, 2021 10:11:05 ago (+0/-3)

By making a post that doesn’t match the title.

Of course you’re just making a good faith discussion lol

I’m the only one contributing actually.

Look at your kike post. It’s just me.