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What's the best Phrase to say when you have to shit?

submitted by bosunmoon to AskUpgoat 4 yearsApr 4, 2021 20:56:34 ago (+7/-0)     (AskUpgoat)

When you're just about touching cloth and are desperate for a shitter.


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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 8 points 4 yearsApr 4, 2021 20:58:27 ago (+8/-0)

I gotta go birth a nigger. Watch my bike for me.

[ - ] account deleted by user 1 point 4 yearsApr 5, 2021 00:09:52 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] account deleted by user 3 points 4 yearsApr 4, 2021 20:57:22 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] SirNiggsalot 0 points 4 yearsApr 6, 2021 21:03:28 ago (+0/-0)

Gotta lay some cable

[ - ] account deleted by user 2 points 4 yearsApr 4, 2021 22:12:50 ago (+2/-0)*

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[ - ] account deleted by user 2 points 4 yearsApr 4, 2021 21:35:59 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] con77 2 points 4 yearsApr 4, 2021 21:12:14 ago (+2/-0)

I'm crowning

[ - ] bosunmoon [op] 0 points 4 yearsApr 4, 2021 21:13:52 ago (+0/-0)

That's quality.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 4 yearsApr 4, 2021 21:04:13 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] bosunmoon [op] 0 points 4 yearsApr 4, 2021 21:05:16 ago (+0/-0)

You have brown kids?

[ - ] NeoNazirite 0 points 4 yearsApr 4, 2021 22:28:49 ago (+0/-0)

the Cosby kids.

[ - ] account deleted by user 2 points 4 yearsApr 4, 2021 20:57:13 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] Grendelbiter 0 points 4 yearsApr 6, 2021 03:33:00 ago (+0/-0)

Gotta press a Snickers out my backside.

[ - ] account deleted by user 1 point 4 yearsApr 5, 2021 00:09:40 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] CamelsMiller 1 point 4 yearsApr 4, 2021 22:16:48 ago (+1/-0)

Years ago a jew comedian Howie Mandel was pretty funny and said "launch a sea pickle".

[ - ] bosunmoon [op] 0 points 4 yearsApr 4, 2021 22:28:44 ago (+0/-0)

I poop in the ocean quite a lot. This is accurate, unless whiskey is involved.

[ - ] con77 1 point 4 yearsApr 4, 2021 21:13:32 ago (+1/-0)

time to send duchess megan to charm school

[ - ] bosunmoon [op] 1 point 4 yearsApr 4, 2021 21:14:39 ago (+1/-0)

I can't breeve.

[ - ] StarbuckAndCasey 0 points 4 yearsApr 5, 2021 11:30:50 ago (+0/-0)

Gotta drop some hammers.

[ - ] DaGov 0 points 4 yearsApr 5, 2021 01:19:29 ago (+0/-0)

Time for my morning constitutional.

[ - ] con77 0 points 4 yearsApr 4, 2021 21:13:02 ago (+0/-0)

I'm crowning

[ - ] bosunmoon [op] 1 point 4 yearsApr 4, 2021 21:15:25 ago (+1/-0)

repost faggot.

[ - ] con77 0 points 4 yearsApr 4, 2021 21:12:41 ago (+0/-0)

bosunmoon cant hold her breath any longer

[ - ] bosunmoon [op] 0 points 4 yearsApr 4, 2021 21:15:06 ago (+0/-0)

Did you just assume my gender?

[ - ] con77 0 points 4 yearsApr 4, 2021 21:17:01 ago (+0/-0)

i just assigned you gender. Now curtsy your sensei

[ - ] bosunmoon [op] 0 points 4 yearsApr 4, 2021 21:20:22 ago (+0/-0)

Rapid Tbag! Take that!

[ - ] con77 0 points 4 yearsApr 4, 2021 21:44:54 ago (+0/-0)

Akido block and leg sweep!

[ - ] bosunmoon [op] 0 points 4 yearsApr 4, 2021 22:00:15 ago (+0/-0)

HaHaHa! You touched balls.