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I can't stand family gatherings, got any stories?

submitted by Beefree230 to AskUpgoat 3.1 yearsApr 4, 2021 20:35:11 ago (+10/-1)     (AskUpgoat)*

I'm eating easter dinner with my family and we're making small talk at the table then my aunt bursts out "did you give your kid the vaccine yet?"
To My other aunt she quietly says "no" then erupts my other aunt with "COVID IS THE THIRD MOST KILLING DISEASE IN THE WORLD!"
"DONT YOU KNOW THAT?"

Ruined the entire fucking evening, I hate jews and I think covid is completely fake but I don't go shouting it out during fucking easter.

Anyone else have a crazy story about thier easter?


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[ - ] account deleted by user 5 points 3.1 yearsApr 4, 2021 20:45:56 ago (+6/-1)*

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[ - ] Beefree230 [op] 0 points 3.1 yearsApr 4, 2021 20:47:09 ago (+0/-0)

I wasn't expecting that, sounds nuts.

[ - ] account deleted by user 1 point 3.1 yearsApr 4, 2021 20:48:51 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Beefree230 [op] 2 points 3.1 yearsApr 4, 2021 20:57:25 ago (+2/-0)

I haven't watched starwars I only know general stuff so I didn't completely understand it.

But thank you for the comment it was well thought out.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 0 points 3.1 yearsApr 5, 2021 09:08:11 ago (+0/-0)

Wait,wait,wait... We're cousins?

[ - ] 3Whuurs 3 points 3.1 yearsApr 5, 2021 00:27:33 ago (+3/-0)

Half my family is so legalistic they refuse to have gatherings within a month of common holidays, claiming they’re all on the wrong date. So I just get to sit and watch my newly retired mom make dinner for 2-3 and pretend she’s not hurt she can’t see her grandkids.

[ - ] account deleted by user 2 points 3.1 yearsApr 4, 2021 21:40:37 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] Fuzzybob13 1 point 3.1 yearsApr 5, 2021 08:09:44 ago (+1/-0)

Found out my sister is dating a nigger, he wasn't there cause he's in Kentucky to become a "pro football player" even though not playing in college, he's totally not running drugs guy. My family is batshit insane liberals and couldn't be happier

[ - ] con77 1 point 3.1 yearsApr 4, 2021 22:34:29 ago (+1/-0)

I picked up 3 pizzas so mom wouldnt have to cook and one slid out of the box onto the floor of my truck. I picked it up and ate it anyway.

[ - ] account deleted by user 1 point 3.1 yearsApr 4, 2021 22:16:44 ago (+4/-3)

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[ - ] Lal 2 points 3.1 yearsApr 5, 2021 07:52:32 ago (+2/-0)

This guy asked about family bullshit, not your religious beliefs. Atheists really do love shoving their religious beliefs down everyone's throats.

[ - ] account deleted by user 1 point 3.1 yearsApr 4, 2021 20:56:54 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Beefree230 [op] 1 point 3.1 yearsApr 4, 2021 21:00:42 ago (+1/-0)

Same, except for my one aunt she's nosey and annoying when it comes to covid bullshit, she's politically retarded if you couldn't tell.

So being around her is always ear grating, she forced her children to get the "vaccine" so now I'm constantly worried about thier health I don't get nosey or ask anything I'm just concerned.

[ - ] account deleted by user 3 points 3.1 yearsApr 4, 2021 21:03:26 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] con77 1 point 3.1 yearsApr 4, 2021 22:35:17 ago (+1/-0)

amen

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[ - ] yesiknow -1 points 3.1 yearsApr 4, 2021 21:23:18 ago (+0/-1)

The disease vector has always been women's biological need to keep their own kids safe, stretched out to other mother's, creating nuclear level controlled destruction.

Oprah, and every afternoon talk show was all about how other mothers were bad.

Sex education was brought into the schools because other mothers were bad, and the rate of STDs kept increasing.

Drug awareness was based on the same philosophy with the same results.

A woman's magazine or news article exists on the basis of demonstrating subtly or not so subtly that other mothers are bad.

Critical race theory says White people were raised wrong by their mothers, who blindly followed an imaginary patriarchy because they were bad and stupid. All White mothers who were abused by the brown eyes blue garbage and seminars at works and schools now have a paranoid fear that other White mothers won't raise there kids the correct way and every one will die.

They don't realize that there is no other, and they're it.

But you know, Oprah and her kind spent 30 years or so telling women to trust their emotions. Like she was trying to get them killed or something. Sometimes they called emotions intuition. Find me any one of those progressive women that can explain the difference between emotion and intuition. Fuck, you could go for a hat trick and ask them to explain the difference between any of those two and reason and be blown away by the level of manipulation and abuse they've been through.

Such a shame. Before public schools, girls were given elocution lessons, which was the study of classical rhetoric. They learned disciplined thinking.

Somebody (couldn't guess who) started calling voice training for ego struck actors elocution.