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another true story from way back

submitted by con77 to funny 4 yearsMar 31, 2021 22:19:05 ago (+10/-1)     (funny)

I worked with a guy during the day that played in a country band at night on the weekends. Dave. He was quite the accomplished guitar player.

Im driving back from a drug deal about 50 miles north of Clearwater Fl. What can I say. It was the '80's. Im going about 65 on the highway and a german sheperd runs out in front of my truck! I hit that poor dog so hard I felt all 4 wheels leave the ground!.

I had done a few lines of pure primo coke before I got in the truck and my heart is about to leap out of my chest! I take the next exit and pull into the first bar I see. Its a red neck bar. Now at the time my hair was about 2 ft long and jet black.

I walk in and whose band is playing? Daves. Fucking guy sees me and announces to the crowd " Hey yall! The lead singer from Molly Hatchet just walked in!".

Molly hatchet had gotten their start as a bar band in Tampa about 10 years before and gained a respectable national following in the Southern Rock genre.

Now Im whacked on coke. A nervous wreck from hitting that poor dog. And I have 100 rednecks and their girlfriends shouting "git on up there and sang a song boy!". Fucking Dave. I never did get him back for that.

I shouted something about my contract and split before it got shitty. And it would have. Although this just reminded me of another story he figures in that I'll tell tomorrow.


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[ - ] cyclops1771 2 points 4 yearsMar 31, 2021 22:48:50 ago (+2/-0)

Fucking Dave.

[ - ] con77 [op] 1 point 4 yearsApr 1, 2021 00:28:06 ago (+1/-0)

Fukn A! I have to give him that one. He didnt know i was jumping out of my skin when he did it. Looking back i can see its hilarious!

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 1 point 4 yearsApr 1, 2021 01:01:19 ago (+1/-0)

Got any more of that blow? I'm a little old but the way things are going I wouldn't mind going out with a bang! And Skynyrd IS southern rock!

[ - ] con77 [op] 0 points 4 yearsApr 1, 2021 13:48:14 ago (+0/-0)

Dont forget The Outlaws

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 4 yearsMar 31, 2021 22:29:02 ago (+1/-0)

Molly Hatchet? I've only ever heard them called Molly FUCKING Hatchet. Weird.

[ - ] con77 [op] 1 point 4 yearsApr 1, 2021 00:31:11 ago (+1/-0)

"outlaws on the loose! runnin! runnin! from the noose. Im a bounty hunter gonna hunt em down! HEEELLLL YEEEAAAHHH!". Funny thing was I knew most of the words to most of their songs. I was just too whacked to get on stage. Im not shy either

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 4 yearsApr 1, 2021 11:21:57 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] con77 [op] 1 point 4 yearsApr 1, 2021 13:47:15 ago (+1/-0)

when I said all 4 wheels left the ground I wasnt exaggerating.