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Well, I still have a mother, for now

submitted by cyclops1771 to whatever 3.1 yearsMar 29, 2021 21:55:18 ago (+15/-1)     (whatever)

Parental units big into TV news. Super panic, all going to die of WuFlu.

Became recluses for a year. Made little brother and his family quarantine for 14 days before visiting, but then canceled when they heard a repairman was in lil' bro's house.

Both went and got the jab. 1st jab was fine, second jab almost put her out. Went on Thursday for Jab part deux, knocked her out. Couldn't breathe, head ready to explode. Dad too afraid to call ambulance or take to hosp[ital, because might die of WuFlu.

Mom laid there for 2 days, unable to breathe, gasping for air, in super pain. Dad wringing hands in shame and fear. Sunday AM, Mom hocked up a huge brown loogie, and went about business as normal. Still kicking as of 15 minutes ago.

It's funny when this shit happens to people you don't know. Ain;t so funny when (((TV news))) tries to kill your Boomer mom.


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Jiggggg 0 points 3.1 years ago

Sucks man. I'm sorry. My family is split... One of my parents and two of my siblings took the Mark of the Beast. Other parent and me and other sibling won't. I can't stop them. Hope they don't turn into mutants.