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Well, I still have a mother, for now

submitted by cyclops1771 to whatever 4.2 yearsMar 29, 2021 21:55:18 ago (+15/-1)     (whatever)

Parental units big into TV news. Super panic, all going to die of WuFlu.

Became recluses for a year. Made little brother and his family quarantine for 14 days before visiting, but then canceled when they heard a repairman was in lil' bro's house.

Both went and got the jab. 1st jab was fine, second jab almost put her out. Went on Thursday for Jab part deux, knocked her out. Couldn't breathe, head ready to explode. Dad too afraid to call ambulance or take to hosp[ital, because might die of WuFlu.

Mom laid there for 2 days, unable to breathe, gasping for air, in super pain. Dad wringing hands in shame and fear. Sunday AM, Mom hocked up a huge brown loogie, and went about business as normal. Still kicking as of 15 minutes ago.

It's funny when this shit happens to people you don't know. Ain;t so funny when (((TV news))) tries to kill your Boomer mom.


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[ - ] SparklingWiggle 0 points 4.2 yearsApr 1, 2021 19:58:57 ago (+0/-0)

Since I don't know your mom, I must say this is pretty funny.

[ - ] Merlynn 4 points 4.2 yearsMar 30, 2021 01:36:30 ago (+4/-0)

I don't know what's worse. Having completely clueless parents who will drag you down when shit goes sideways. Or having parents who know what's coming but won't prepare even a little and will drag you down when shit goes sideways.

Well,if nothing else,you can always become a murder hobo with me.

[ - ] cyclops1771 [op] 0 points 4.2 yearsMar 30, 2021 08:24:27 ago (+0/-0)

Sweet! I'll do barbarian and rage in the tavern when the DM says they ran out of dwarven ale because he was mad at us for wasting time.

[ - ] Merlynn 1 point 4.2 yearsMar 31, 2021 08:12:24 ago (+1/-0)

Well,if there's any girls there,I wanna do them.

[ - ] cyclops1771 [op] 0 points 4.2 yearsMar 31, 2021 08:25:15 ago (+0/-0)

I cast magic missile!

[ - ] Merlynn 0 points 4.2 yearsMar 31, 2021 08:29:44 ago (+0/-0)

At what?

[ - ] cyclops1771 [op] 0 points 4.2 yearsMar 31, 2021 13:17:33 ago (+0/-0)

At the DARKNESS!!!!

[ - ] Merlynn 0 points 4.2 yearsMar 31, 2021 13:18:28 ago (+0/-0)

You see an elf in front of you.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 4.2 yearsApr 1, 2021 12:10:30 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] account deleted by user 2 points 4.2 yearsMar 29, 2021 22:12:43 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] cyclops1771 [op] 2 points 4.2 yearsMar 30, 2021 08:28:24 ago (+2/-0)

So, the weirdest thing was, hey kept asking about me and the wife. "When are you getting yours?" when they know damn well how I feel about medicine in general, much less an untested, experimental, gene therapy injection.

Hell, I don't do pharmaceuticals, period, and they are asking about getting a gene therapy injection disguised as a vaccine?

I have a feeling that they were doing the exact opposite - they won't be visiting any of the kids or grandkids that aren't jabbed.

[ - ] account deleted by user 1 point 4.2 yearsMar 30, 2021 13:54:05 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 4.2 yearsMar 31, 2021 05:54:38 ago (+0/-0)

I'm sorry to hear that but she was one of the rare people who had an adverse reaction to the vaccine.

[ - ] cyclops1771 [op] 0 points 4.2 yearsMar 31, 2021 08:24:45 ago (+0/-0)

It's quite common. If it were not, why the 30 minute wait time after injection of the gene therapy shot? You don't have to wait 30 minutes for a tetanus vax, or a TB vax, or...

[ - ] account deleted by user 1 point 4.2 yearsMar 29, 2021 22:27:13 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] cyclops1771 [op] 0 points 4.2 yearsMar 30, 2021 08:35:50 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] i_hate_sodomites 0 points 4.2 yearsMar 30, 2021 08:17:52 ago (+1/-1)

Boomers are fucking idiots. They believe in Q, they believe in the orange man, they believe in the jab. I know they're your fucking parents, but really - they need to die already. They're just fucking things up for the rest of us.

[ - ] cyclops1771 [op] 1 point 4.2 yearsMar 30, 2021 08:23:09 ago (+1/-0)

Well, I'd settle for "don't vote anymore" over "dying." I actually like and love my parents, and even if they are retarded morons when it comes to seeing how the world actually works, I'd still like to have personal times with them.

[ - ] i_hate_sodomites 0 points 3.9 yearsJul 5, 2021 05:17:48 ago (+0/-0)

I hear you and I'm sorry. Really, really fucking sorry. Because when the war comes they'll side with the kikes and the niggers and you'll have to maek the worst choice you can imagine. I hope you're strong enough for it, because many people won't be, and they and their wives and children will die for it....

[ - ] germ22 1 point 4.2 yearsMar 30, 2021 13:23:08 ago (+1/-0)

Boomers are conditioned to "TV delivers truth". Even if the concept of fake news is known, it's only those other channels that lie, the one I watch only tells the truth.

[ - ] cyclops1771 [op] 1 point 4.2 yearsMar 30, 2021 14:07:24 ago (+1/-0)

Aint that the truth. "Clinton News network", "Faux news", "PMSNBC", etc. as if any of them are valid. Source does not logically prove "invalid". It can make one lean that way, but that is why journalism and science requires sources and verification of data. If a piece of data passes source accuracy and validation accuracy, it doesn't matter who broadcast it.

I try to explain their logical fallacy of "Where did you hear that, probably Fox News????? Fake!" but it just falls on deaf ears.

[ - ] Merlynn 0 points 4.2 yearsMar 31, 2021 08:29:00 ago (+0/-0)

My libtard brother's like that. Assumes I hear this shit on Fox. Like Fux Nudes would ever name the fucking jew. Send him video of Biden admitting he extorted another country to protect his shit kid? "You don't understand the context,that prosecutor was crooked! He did the right thing!" He actually said that. Video of Biden saying they've got the most massive voter fraud rigged up? I mean,you'd think on this one he's either telling the truth or is too crazy from the old to be president. This isn't forgetting how a saying goes or a random misspelling in a tweet,it's admission to a fucking crime! He still doesn't believe it. Won't say how he doesn't believe it,he just doesn't.

He refuses to see. I think it's largely that he's a contrarian by nature and he simply can't admit that I'm right.

[ - ] albatrosv15 0 points 4.2 yearsMar 30, 2021 07:32:31 ago (+1/-1)

Yeah, okay, good for you that you care about your parents. I cared too, until this year. Fuck'em.

[ - ] cyclops1771 [op] 2 points 4.2 yearsMar 30, 2021 08:20:56 ago (+2/-0)

Shit albatros, wtf happened?

[ - ] albatrosv15 1 point 4.2 yearsMar 30, 2021 10:35:44 ago (+1/-0)

They took the vaccine, get sick(fever and high blood pressure) and still parrot "well it means they work, huh?" and "i can now travel, right?". Now they wait for the second dose and i'm STILL the weird one. I'm not even arguing at this point. Fuck'em, let them die.

[ - ] cyclops1771 [op] 3 points 4.2 yearsMar 30, 2021 11:52:04 ago (+3/-0)

They got sick off the FIRST dose, and want to go back for more? Wouldn't common sense tell you that's a bad idea? Like a drunkard with a sever hangover having boilermakers or martinis for lunch.

Yeah, when I hear people say, "I haven't been able to see my grandkids, etc., for over a year! Poor me!" I am, Um, no, you CHOSE not to, because you trusted the TV over your own common sense.

You've lived how many decades without this type of lockdown? And yet, you think you have to be isolated because the TV told you? Grrrrr.

[ - ] albatrosv15 1 point 4.2 yearsMar 30, 2021 13:07:54 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah, i know. We are truly living in clown world.

[ - ] heygeorge 0 points 4.2 yearsMar 30, 2021 07:03:43 ago (+0/-0)

Glad to hear mom’s OK.

[ - ] cyclops1771 [op] 1 point 4.2 yearsMar 30, 2021 08:21:42 ago (+1/-0)

Thanks, man. Means a lot.

[ - ] Jiggggg 0 points 4.2 yearsMar 30, 2021 05:23:01 ago (+0/-0)

Sucks man. I'm sorry. My family is split... One of my parents and two of my siblings took the Mark of the Beast. Other parent and me and other sibling won't. I can't stop them. Hope they don't turn into mutants.

[ - ] cyclops1771 [op] 2 points 4.2 yearsMar 30, 2021 08:34:25 ago (+2/-0)

I personally don't even do pharmaceutical pills, nuch less this. Love the "mark of the beast" - great analogy and moniker.

I have a friend who was raring to get it, I explained what he was getting - he doesn't follow much news - and while he didn't get mad, he got a little defensive "My mom died from emphysema, I don;t want to go out like that", which is a valid fear, just not from this pandemic. Drowning in your own fluids is a horrid way to go out, pnuemonia is a real thing. He goes and gets the flu shot every year, so at least he is consistent.

But, me trying to explain the difference between a flu vaccine (remnants of a viral culture, that your body naturally makes markers for) versus this gene therapy (inserting of markers directly into cells, bypassing the natural creation of them) was like talking to a briock wall. All he heard was "vaccine" ,and that was it.