Comment more you lazy nigger - Upgoat - "where a goat can be a goat"

Comment more you lazy nigger
submitted by MrPim to whatever 3.1 yearsMar 23, 2021 06:45:26 ago (+34/-1) (whatever)

An often overlooked part of driving interest in a discussion forum is comments. Go figure. Comments drive discussion. Many of the story submissions can be found at other, similar sites. Poal, Ruqqus, here and Reddit will all have the same stories. The difference is found in the comments.

Too many submissions here have zero comments. This makes newcomers leave because there isn't a conversation happening.

As a bonus that's where CCP is found if that is important to you.

A discussion forum w 1000 stories but no comments is a ghost town.

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[ - ] Jiggggg 6 points 3.1 yearsMar 23, 2021 07:34:35 ago (+6/-0)

Yes, we must do the needful.

[ + ] ReturnOfTheGoats

[ - ] ReturnOfTheGoats 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 23, 2021 11:05:38 ago (+1/-0)

Please show bobs

[ + ] YamaMaya

[ - ] YamaMaya 2 points 3.1 yearsMar 23, 2021 12:26:09 ago (+2/-0)

Bobs and vageen

[ - ] odinist 5 points 3.1 yearsMar 23, 2021 09:09:38 ago (+5/-0)

Don't tell me what you do, fag.

[ + ] MrPim

[ - ] MrPim [op] 5 points 3.1 yearsMar 23, 2021 10:20:11 ago (+5/-0)

Yet, you commented.

[ + ] odinist

[ - ] odinist 4 points 3.1 yearsMar 23, 2021 12:41:20 ago (+4/-0)

Fuck.

You win this time, buddy.

[ + ] Weredawg

[ - ] Weredawg 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 23, 2021 13:03:37 ago (+0/-0)

Don't give up.

[ - ] account deleted by user 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 24, 2021 19:58:44 ago (+1/-0)

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[ + ] MrPim

[ - ] MrPim [op] 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 24, 2021 20:03:52 ago (+0/-0)

Well now I feel stupid for not thinking of that. Everybody likes a tickle.

[ - ] account deleted by user 3 points 3.1 yearsMar 23, 2021 07:57:20 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 2 points 3.1 yearsMar 23, 2021 18:08:40 ago (+2/-0)

I refuse to be coerced into making a comment.

[ + ] MrPim

[ - ] MrPim [op] 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 23, 2021 18:46:29 ago (+0/-0)

Have you met @dcosta77 ? You two should talk, you seem like you have a lot in common. See what you can learn in the comment section?

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 3.1 yearsMar 23, 2021 07:07:09 ago (+3/-0)

Here's your comment, where the fuck is my virtual cookie?

[ + ] MrPim

[ - ] MrPim [op] 8 points 3.1 yearsMar 23, 2021 07:11:30 ago (+8/-0)

Here, have a participation trophy. Im not here to hand out cookies though. I've only got five ovens and some guy wants 6 gorillion so I'm kinda tight on cookies.

[ + ] Jiggggg

[ - ] Jiggggg 3 points 3.1 yearsMar 23, 2021 07:52:57 ago (+3/-0)

Better get back to work! You've only got five years!

Here's some relevant funnies:

https://pics.onsizzle.com/cremating-340-corpses-in-24-hours-is-impossible-even-with-24170976.png

https://in.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20210125023506AAJmQ4R

https://www.quora.com/If-I-take-1-hour-to-cook-a-batch-of-cookies-and-the-cookie-monster-has-15-ovens-working-24-hours-a-day-every-day-for-5-years-how-long-does-it-take-the-cookie-monster-to-make-6000000-batches-of-cookies?share=1

[ + ] PeckerwoodPerry

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 3.1 yearsMar 23, 2021 08:32:17 ago (+2/-0)

You're gonna need either a shitload of ovens or a shitload fewer cookies.

[ + ] La_Chalupacabra

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 2 points 3.1 yearsMar 23, 2021 15:51:32 ago (+2/-0)

You could just tell them you made the cookies...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-5hEG_r6gU

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 24, 2021 06:51:29 ago (+1/-0)

Can we avoid the reddit style one liner joke thing. Where some faggot thinks there funny then another faggot adds a one liner to one up the first faggots joke by joke 33 all you faggots are butt fucking each other while telling jokes. Meanwhile normal hertro man wants to read some interesting comments and has to scroll past 33 reddit gamma faggots stupid jokes...

Aka

KILL THE ONE LINER ONE UPSMAN JOKES

[ + ] MrPim

[ - ] MrPim [op] 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 24, 2021 07:01:31 ago (+0/-0)

Right on. That shit should die. Most of those reddit jokes should.

[ + ] Hey_guys_whats_up

[ - ] Hey_guys_whats_up 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 24, 2021 11:38:25 ago (+0/-0)

Honestly, I think alot of those one liner joke things are literally bot accounts placed to slide forum posts. Reddit has the most controlled front page forum I've ever seen. It's almost impressive just how highly controlled it is, if it weren't so creepy and evil.

[ - ] account deleted by user 2 points 3.1 yearsMar 23, 2021 14:50:49 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] Nosferatjew 2 points 3.1 yearsMar 23, 2021 14:26:42 ago (+2/-0)

More posts would be cool too.

Also more users. Where is everyone? Don't say poal... please no.

[ + ] Thisisallstupid

[ - ] Thisisallstupid 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 23, 2021 17:23:13 ago (+0/-0)

I wondered that too. Where the fuck is OUR diaspora? There can’t be this few truly normal people in the world..

[ - ] i_hate_sodomites 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2021 05:45:00 ago (+0/-0)

I do comment. I call out the kike vermin. I call out the goyim vermin. I call out the sodomite vermin, who're race traitors and whom I hate most of all. I want to kill them all, everywhere. What more do you want?

[ + ] MrPim

[ - ] MrPim [op] 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 25, 2021 06:21:45 ago (+0/-0)

MOAR

No that sounds good. Honestly Im not even sure why I made thos thread now. Looking at the front page most stuff has decent activity. I plead posting too early in the morning

[ + ] i_hate_sodomites

[ - ] i_hate_sodomites 0 points 2.9 yearsJul 5, 2021 05:44:26 ago (+0/-0)

No problem, dude. I've posted some stupid shit when I'm drunk, and some more stupid shit the next morning when I'm hung over and haven't had my requisite two cups of coffee, all the while thinking it was a "good idea". I mean, hell, just look at how many posts I've deleted when I've sobered up and you'll get the picture.

We all do stupid shit for stupid reasons. It's called "being Human". Don't blame yourself for that.

[ - ] Anannymouse 2 points 3.1 yearsMar 23, 2021 11:24:26 ago (+2/-0)

Convinced me to make an account. Same username as old voat. I didn't comment much before so probably nobody will recognize me but I was a daily lurker. Really glad you all are still here. I typically enjoy reading the comments more than anything.

[ - ] account deleted by user 2 points 3.1 yearsMar 23, 2021 10:47:33 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] knije_tahou 2 points 3.1 yearsMar 23, 2021 08:17:06 ago (+2/-0)

Agreed

[ - ] Lin_Ching_Yu 2 points 3.1 yearsMar 23, 2021 07:35:44 ago (+2/-0)

kek!

[ - ] deleted 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 23, 2021 19:27:44 ago (+1/-0)*

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[ + ] MrPim

[ - ] MrPim [op] 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 23, 2021 19:44:58 ago (+0/-0)

who the fuck wants to use a website that makes you have to log back in every 10 fucking minutes?

I have no idea what you're talking about. I honestly don't have this issue.

[ - ] Gigglestick 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 23, 2021 19:05:59 ago (+1/-0)

I’m not lazy I just don’t want to log in every fifteen minutes to call op a fag-tard.

[ - ] dcosta77 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 23, 2021 18:12:45 ago (+1/-0)

I feel like I'm being coerced into making a comment.

[ - ] NosebergShekelman 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 23, 2021 14:41:55 ago (+1/-0)

I have to charge 10 shekel for each post, goyim. Shaloms✡️

[ - ] ZoinksSkoob 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 23, 2021 13:43:15 ago (+1/-0)

I am just way too used to being a lurker. I'm a creepy old voyeuristic goat, niggerfaggot.

[ - ] veo 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 23, 2021 12:39:53 ago (+1/-0)

I don't know what you're talking about. @nein_lives and I have wonderful conversations all the time! :D

[ + ] account deleted by user

[ - ] account deleted by user 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 23, 2021 15:21:31 ago (+1/-0)

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[ + ] veo

[ - ] veo 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 23, 2021 16:01:34 ago (+1/-0)

See? We have some of the best conversations!

[ - ] YamaMaya 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 23, 2021 12:25:54 ago (+1/-0)

I try to comment where I find I have something to add to the conversation. Its a fledgling site I expect it to be slow for a bit.

[ - ] account deleted by user 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 23, 2021 11:20:30 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] poopdawg15 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 23, 2021 11:17:11 ago (+1/-0)

Active involvement isn't stressed enough. If you come across somethin, screengrab it, post it, catbox it, etc. and post it here. Content in general is a wholesale good on this site. If people hate it and you suck then they can downvote.

[ - ] Hey_guys_whats_up 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 24, 2021 11:37:09 ago (+0/-0)

I consistently generated the highest comment discussions on the old voat site but I basically never posted images or news links.

Fucking autists man. You every join a chat room and then have the people in the chat room get mad at you because you want to, you know, chat with them? Instead of silently playing video games? Because I have, and it makes you realize just how autistic some people are.

[ - ] Bigdeal 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 24, 2021 02:24:09 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] AloisH 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 23, 2021 21:34:43 ago (+0/-0)

Yes
I agree with the words you wrote down. Also I do not disagree with the things others have written down.

[ + ] MrPim

[ - ] MrPim [op] 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 23, 2021 22:13:44 ago (+0/-0)

Im glad we have come to a consensus. Voat is known as a bastion of agreeableness and I look forward to carrying on our proud tradition.

[ + ] Jiggggg

[ - ] Jiggggg 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 24, 2021 11:19:57 ago (+0/-0)

Great username

[ - ] Gigglestick 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 23, 2021 21:32:04 ago (+0/-0)

I’m not a nigger. I’m a maroon.

[ - ] Jew 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 23, 2021 21:04:35 ago (+0/-0)

I'll be glad to do my part!

[ - ] drhitler 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 23, 2021 19:10:22 ago (+0/-0)

should also move threads quicker, a front page with 2d old submissions is not the best look.

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 3.1 yearsMar 23, 2021 14:41:43 ago (+0/-0)

Only faggots who require ovening on maximum seek validation from random homosexuals on the internet

[ - ] Lin_Ching_Yu -1 points 3.1 yearsMar 23, 2021 07:36:00 ago (+1/-2)

^^^This

[ - ] Luminometer 1 point 3.1 yearsMar 23, 2021 14:14:26 ago (+1/-4)

Who you calling Nigger, faggot?

But good post.

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Comment more you lazy nigger submitted by MrPim to whatever 3.1 yearsMar 23, 2021 06:45:26 ago (+34/-1) (whatever)

Comment more you lazy nigger
submitted by MrPim to whatever 3.1 yearsMar 23, 2021 06:45:26 ago (+34/-1) (whatever)