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Don't invent own sexualities

submitted by deleted to HDLunited 3.2 yearsMar 16, 2021 16:11:31 ago (+40/-0)     (HDLunited)

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[ - ] zongongo 1 point 3.2 yearsMar 17, 2021 11:28:38 ago (+1/-0)

Maybe they should change "super straight" to "Normal". Sounds less "made up".

[ - ] NeoNazirite 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 18, 2021 20:47:28 ago (+0/-0)

You should.

Super-straight is an invention of the wicked to further marginalize the normal and an attempt to make us all more sensitive to delusions.

[ - ] EverybodyPanic 1 point 3.2 yearsMar 17, 2021 09:26:07 ago (+1/-0)

Sasquatchromantic. Damn it, I've tried to keep that quiet. Those Armenian girlfriends of mine get me labeled and outed. They're not trerally sasquatches, not all of them anyway.

[ - ] ClitorisDestroyer 2 points 3.2 yearsMar 16, 2021 18:41:19 ago (+2/-0)

What happens when you watch too much (any) porn

[ - ] oldblo 2 points 3.2 yearsMar 16, 2021 17:24:54 ago (+2/-0)

Hobgoblinophiliac.

For when youve been lost at sea for too long and only have D&D paraphernalia to remind you of your old life.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 18, 2021 00:53:16 ago (+0/-0)

This is a troll account, right?

[ - ] account deleted by user [op] 1 point 3.2 yearsMar 16, 2021 16:19:20 ago (+1/-0)

account deleted by user

[ - ] HughBriss 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 17, 2021 09:23:31 ago (+0/-0)

Some posters here are unaware that "Titiana McGrath" is a parody Twitter account that belongs to a heterosexual White English man.

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 17, 2021 09:18:13 ago (+0/-0)

Fungalsexual? People fuck fungus?

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 17, 2021 16:23:35 ago (+0/-0)

Had this broad back in high-school giving blowjobs for a buck...we called her "fungus face ".

[ - ] asdf23 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 17, 2021 02:13:24 ago (+0/-0)

This strikes at the heart of the neo-faggot movement. This is the beginning of the end folks.

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 16, 2021 22:54:59 ago (+0/-0)

This has to be sarcasm or babylonbee?

If not this person needs a helicopter ride asap

[ - ] Teefinyomouf 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 16, 2021 22:29:54 ago (+0/-0)

As if all sexualities are one word. Master Sodomizer anyone?

[ - ] canbot 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 16, 2021 20:30:14 ago (+0/-0)*

FUNGALSEXUAL

When their own bullshit is far more retarded than anything you could make up to mock them.

[ - ] d1a 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 17, 2021 10:20:57 ago (+0/-0)

It's satire, retard

[ - ] oldblo 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 17, 2021 19:53:02 ago (+0/-0)*

Its damn hard to tell sometimes these days so I wouldnt fault them. Yeah I know there were some obvious "This is satire!" signs. Even then its hard to tell some times.