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I have a good dog.

submitted by Nosferatjew to whatever 4.3 yearsMar 12, 2021 15:03:13 ago (+12/-2)     (whatever)

She is very nice, brings the ball back, and does all her chores, which mostly involve barking and eating food that falls on the floor.


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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 4 points 4.3 yearsMar 12, 2021 18:58:27 ago (+4/-0)

Love her, niggerfaggot. She won't be around forever.

[ - ] DeadEyeCanNazi 0 points 4.3 yearsMar 14, 2021 09:47:14 ago (+0/-0)*

I'd post a picture of Sister Mary Jane, but neither Sis nor I know how to do so...Australian Shepard. She came from a working cattle ranch in Texas and thinks playing is her job! Lol, she takes it seriously!!

[ - ] StealthNinjaTaliban 0 points 4.3 yearsMar 13, 2021 21:01:26 ago (+0/-0)

Tomorrow i have to see a man to explore the possibilty of selling my dog. I overheard him saying, "I could sell THAT dog for $20,000 tomorrow".

I'm trying to flip my primary residence but the rental suddenly smelled like catpiss when the outside temp got above freezing. Finding someone to trust you with a house is really hard with a dog. I don't think i can deal with cat piss for long.

[ - ] Nosferatjew [op] 0 points 4.3 yearsMar 13, 2021 23:46:19 ago (+0/-0)*

An enzymatic de-cat-pissifier can work literal miracles. I suggest looking into it.

And unless your dog is a national field trial winner, or a top tier defense canine, that $20k bit is bullshit.

[ - ] StealthNinjaTaliban 0 points 4.3 yearsMar 14, 2021 09:43:35 ago (+0/-0)

Top tier Belgian Malinois. 9 months old. High drive, environmentalized/socialized, conditioned to people/other dogs, takes the sleeve everytime, and does obedience with a good attitude.