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Losing Voat was like your girlfriend died.

submitted by CrustyBeaver to whatever 3.2 yearsFeb 28, 2021 05:40:04 ago (+48/-0)     (whatever)

Then posting at Poal was like sleeping with her sister.

Similar, but not quite the same.

New Voat is like the eugenicists cloned your girlfriend...

But now she's a retard or something.

Niggerfaggots:)





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[ - ] ClaytonBigsby313 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 21, 2021 23:22:34 ago (+0/-0)

More like my dog died. You can't replace a dog. Only get a new one

[ - ] deleted 1 point 3.2 yearsMar 11, 2021 04:08:20 ago (+1/-0)*

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[ - ] con77 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 7, 2021 17:49:57 ago (+0/-0)

eloquent

[ - ] Guy_Gadbous 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 6, 2021 13:53:48 ago (+0/-0)

Give it time, give it time.....

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 1 point 3.2 yearsMar 2, 2021 22:54:41 ago (+1/-0)

Is it going to get better?

[ - ] CrustyBeaver [op] 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 3, 2021 13:44:08 ago (+0/-0)

I expect it will.

We have to give it some time is all.

[ - ] account deleted by user 8 points 3.2 yearsFeb 28, 2021 13:37:50 ago (+8/-0)

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[ - ] account deleted by user 5 points 3.2 yearsFeb 28, 2021 17:00:48 ago (+5/-0)

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[ - ] diggernicks 3 points 3.2 yearsFeb 28, 2021 17:15:42 ago (+3/-0)

Gold medal special olympians for sure

[ - ] Joe10jo 2 points 3.2 yearsMar 1, 2021 12:37:34 ago (+2/-0)

Absolutely!!!! And the usernames!!!! My all time fave funny one was “Diggernicks” lol

[ - ] Joe10jo 1 point 3.2 yearsMar 1, 2021 12:43:26 ago (+1/-0)

Absolutely!!!! And the usernames!!!! My all time fave funny one was “Diggernicks” lol

[ - ] Cantaloupe 1 point 3.2 yearsMar 21, 2021 01:27:20 ago (+1/-0)

The code was too server dependent.

[ - ] shifty_pete 2 points 3.2 yearsMar 1, 2021 18:04:54 ago (+2/-0)

Premarital sex is a sin. Choose virginity. Remain pure.

[ - ] Ozark 7 points 3.2 yearsFeb 28, 2021 06:11:38 ago (+7/-0)

Poal is like getting a bj from your dead girlfriend's toothless granny, it feels good but it just ain't right.

[ - ] odinist 2 points 3.2 yearsMar 1, 2021 15:26:45 ago (+2/-0)

Apt.

[ - ] ScreaminMime 2 points 3.2 yearsMar 1, 2021 12:50:22 ago (+2/-0)

I like her retarded, she ain't so... uppity.
And takes anal whenever I demand it.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 3 points 3.2 yearsMar 1, 2021 01:36:39 ago (+3/-0)

Retards rise up

[ - ] diggernicks 4 points 3.2 yearsFeb 28, 2021 17:15:07 ago (+4/-0)

Disregard females

Aquire currency

[ - ] taoV 5 points 3.2 yearsFeb 28, 2021 08:34:08 ago (+5/-0)

You go through a string of other girls to numb the pain, and they're nice, they mean well, but none of them have that spark. You try to spend time with them but eventually it always trails off. One day you come across that picture you guys took on a trip to the beach. She's smiling in her bikini. Unconsciously your eyes wander to her hips, you remember the smell of her hair. Primal emotions come rushing back, and you take the picture tot he bathroom to masturbate. In the back of your mind you're begging her for forgiveness, but you would give anything to feel that connection again, even just a shadow of it. As you finish, the absurdity of the situation hits you. What have you become? But somehow you're relieved. In a way this is alright, this helps, you can work with this. It might not be her, it will never be her, it's hollow and mechanical, but somehow it's more real than any of those others. "Well", you think as your erection fades, "I might as well make an account." How will call everyone niggers without one?

[ - ] Jiggggg 1 point 3.2 yearsMar 1, 2021 13:54:18 ago (+1/-0)

Poetry

[ - ] fightknightHERO 1 point 3.2 yearsMar 1, 2021 21:34:44 ago (+1/-0)

poetry

[ - ] SpankmeTankMe 1 point 3.2 yearsMar 2, 2021 03:15:59 ago (+1/-0)

Fucking A man . . . .that was deep. . . . god I miss being able to speak my mind in a place that would do the same. I haven't been the same since she left. I call others niggerfaggots and it feels hallow for some reason. Maybe it's the fact that no one calls me it in return or that I get criticized for using such "language" and I need to be "tolerant of others feelings". Yah fuck that if you act like a faggot I'm calling you out and I miss the others that would do the same if I ever stepped out of line. Voat felt like the internet. The way it was before everyone else started to use it like a trendy thing faggots like to ruin. This does feel hallow to use but it's certainly not the worst. Wish it was the real deal but alas, she is gone and my lady will never return toe fully.

[ - ] fightknightHERO 1 point 3.2 yearsMar 1, 2021 21:33:40 ago (+1/-0)

it definitely lacks basic features (such as image integration)
but at least i can say niggerfaggotkike again

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 2 points 3.2 yearsMar 1, 2021 06:29:33 ago (+2/-0)*

hey man voat said if she doesnt say anything grip tighter and push harder....<br />
<br />
/me looks around furtively

[ - ] CrustyBeaver [op] 1 point 3.2 yearsMar 3, 2021 13:46:27 ago (+1/-0)

Dig in and grunt.

They especially like that.

[ - ] Hipsterrr 2 points 3.2 yearsFeb 28, 2021 12:58:02 ago (+2/-0)

if only the name wasn't so jewy

[ - ] Jew 2 points 3.2 yearsMar 1, 2021 01:07:23 ago (+2/-0)

If only.

[ - ] webofslime 1 point 3.2 yearsMar 1, 2021 02:14:09 ago (+1/-0)*

Losing Voat was like losing a narcissistic family member.<br />
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Then, posting to Voat was like experiencing everything better a second time, without the abusive element.<br />
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Similar, in their antisemitism, but not as shilly.<br />
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New Voat is like one of Jeffrey Epstein test tube babies.<br />
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They all came out with egg shaped weiners.<br />
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AfroHomos.

[ - ] SpankmeTankMe 0 points 3.2 yearsMar 2, 2021 03:04:53 ago (+0/-0)

Yah god I miss Voat and the rest of you niggerfaggots.

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