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Happy Father's day, Kangs!

submitted by big_fat_dangus to tellupgoat_based_edition 1 dayJun 15, 2025 12:02:45 ago (+10/-1)     (tellupgoat_based_edition)

Don't cock it up!


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One should only wish a “Happy Father’s Day” to one’s own father, grandfather or great grandfather.

Celebrating a fake and gay holiday with random niggers smells like fried bananas.

If you have kids, you did a good job.

If your kids love you, you did a great job!

If your ancestors celebrate your life after you have passed away, you are a legend.

Any nigger can fuck an ugly kike, drop a squid on the floor, then receive a lifetime welfare reward.


Today, I remember my father and grandfather.

My Mom’s Dad served in the third reich.

Never met my Dad’s family…


EDIT: my kids say they love me…., I think they like my boat more.