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Jerry Seinfeld.
Every day I'd make up a new joke to torture him when I brought his bowl of gruel.
"What's up with the holocaust? It wasn't holy, and it didn't cost a thing."
"What's the deal with foreskins? There's only one and it must hurt like hell to be cut off."
"Ever notice how stupid the samson option is? You jews are surrounded by enemies and you tell your allies you plan to kill them if you lose."
:::eye roll:::
:::play recorded sound of audience laughing:::