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Am I the only one who has the healing sparkler light in my head that I can send to heal whatever in my body ails me if and when that happens?

submitted by Sleazy to AskUpgoat 11 hoursJun 9, 2025 00:38:47 ago (+17/-1)     (AskUpgoat)

Talking to a sort of friend about they're illnesses and after hearing them complain for a while I asked them did they send the sparkler to it? and they were all like what the fuck. And I tried to describe it to them, you know, the little ball of light that has showers of sparks in it that lives inside your head that fixes everything, you just got to tell it what to fix, and it travels through your body and goes to what needs fixing and fixes it.

And they were all what the fuck are you talking about, thats not real, and all agitiated by my suggestion of them using it to help them.

I dont get it

Doesn't everybody have the magic spark that looks like a sparkler throwing sparks everywhere living inside them defending their health?

what the fuck?

Everybody has to have that, how else do you heal?


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