A jewish kid and a Czech kid go to the zoo. The Czech kid falls in the tiger pit where there's a male and female tiger. Czech kid gets eaten by one of the tigers. Zoo folks show up and ask the jewish kid which tiger ate the kid, and he points to the male tiger. They kill the tiger, open it up and see nothing in there. Turns out, the female tiger ate the Czech kid.
Moral of the story: Don’t trust a jew when they say a Czech is in the male.
dassar 0 points 2 days ago
Wait, did they cut open the female, what if there was no body in their either?. (Cue dun dah and Who song).