submitted by Trope to TellUpgoat 2 daysMay 26, 2025 20:13:52 ago (+40/-4) (files.catbox.moe)
i_scream_trucks 0 points 1 day ago
Maybe someone should actually build some of these magical contraptions we read about.Like the cage with the bear and eagle bffs or the special curved shotgun hole.Masturbation machine already been done. Either you cant be wanked to death or white chicks are superhuman with the jackhammering that shit does... Er. Or so ive heard.
i_scream_trucks 0 points 1 day ago
Maybe someone should actually build some of these magical contraptions we read about.
Like the cage with the bear and eagle bffs or the special curved shotgun hole.
Masturbation machine already been done. Either you cant be wanked to death or white chicks are superhuman with the jackhammering that shit does...
Er. Or so ive heard.