I decided I'm going to wear a tank top and jock strap all day while drinking boxed wine - Upgoat

I decided I'm going to wear a tank top and jock strap all day while drinking boxed wine
submitted by 2Drunk to whatever 11 hoursMay 24, 2025 14:04:09 ago (+15/-3) (whatever)

I have real life goals!

We can make jokes about it. Or we can tell the truth. When you quit drinking you will reclaim some of that dignity you seem to have lost.