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My Uber driver today was an elderly female street shitter.

submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to whatever 10 hoursMay 23, 2025 22:54:33 ago (+11/-0)     (whatever)

I should have cancelled the ride and ordered a new driver, but I was in a hurry to get home after work. Normally I'd just walk home, but it was hot as fuck today, and I didn't bring my water bottle and a tank top. Anyway, one of the worst drivers I've had. She was two footing the pedals, I could tell because she accelerated and hit the brakes at the same time. She came dangerously close to plowing through a guy on a motorcycle at an intersection, literally hit the brakes within 20 feet of the bike and jerked it to a stop within five feet of the guy. He must have been shitting his pants. Speaking of shit, the car smelled like human shit, BO, and nag champa. I should have fuckin walked.


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Grats on not dying.