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Joke About @Joe_McCarthy

submitted by Kozel to Jokes 14 hoursMay 15, 2025 14:23:43 ago (+21/-2)     (Jokes)

If he sees an electrician - he will masturbate. If he sees a plumber - he will masturbate. If he sees a carpenter - he will masturbate. If he sees a welder - he will masturbate.

Guess he's just a jack off all trades.


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You suspected a/o looked into Hispanic, Iranian, Arab or other Middle Easterner, even black, along with doing things like bring in an O9A person to help interview me. But you never even half seriously thought I might be Jewish that I was told. Due to my lack of a paper trail, which I've not discussed thoroughly on the internet, you also of course suspected I was a Russian illegal (illegal is intelligence jargon for spook - I don't mean an illegal alien). Sullivan noted the first time I talked to him that things like birth certificates can be forged.

https://www.upgoat.net/viewpost?postid=649a4c11b0037&commentid=649a8785d1af7

Even the devil himself! Let's see... Communist, nigger, faggot, alien, and as Cohen said 'He's gotta be an AI!" Biden seemed to end it with "white supremacist ladies and gentlemen" - but how can you really know?

https://www.upgoat.net/viewpost?postid=65e2b91fd64e4